I color coded the jokes so they didnt look alike. ENJOY!
--God said let their be light. Chuck said "Say please!"
--Microsoft is not the answer. Microsoft is the question. And the answer is no.
--Your mama is so fat and old that when God said "Let there be Light", he told her to move her fat booty to move out of the way.
--How many Klingons does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to change the light bulb and one to kill the other and take all the credit.
--Why do men break wind more than women?
Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.
--What do a clitoris, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common?
Men always miss them.
--How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer?
There's white-out on the screen.
--Two vampires walked into a bar and called for the bartender.
"I'll have a glass of blood," said one.
"I'll have a glass of plasma," said the other.
"Okay," replied the bartender, "That'll be one blood and one blood lite."
--God said let their be light. Chuck said "Say please!"
--Microsoft is not the answer. Microsoft is the question. And the answer is no.
--Your mama is so fat and old that when God said "Let there be Light", he told her to move her fat booty to move out of the way.
--How many Klingons does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to change the light bulb and one to kill the other and take all the credit.
--Why do men break wind more than women?
Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.
--What do a clitoris, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common?
Men always miss them.
--How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer?
There's white-out on the screen.
--Two vampires walked into a bar and called for the bartender.
"I'll have a glass of blood," said one.
"I'll have a glass of plasma," said the other.
"Okay," replied the bartender, "That'll be one blood and one blood lite."
