This guy sees a sign in front of a house "Talking
Dog for Sale." He rings the bell and the owner
tells him the dog is in the back yard. The guy
goes into the back yard and sees a mutt sitting
there.
"You talk?" he asks.
"Yep," the mutt replies.
"So, what's your story?"
"The mutt looks up and says "Well, I discovered
this gift pretty young and I wanted to help the
government, so I told the CIA about my gift,
and in no time they had me jetting from country
to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world
leaders, cause no one figured a dog would be
eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable
spies eight years running.
The jetting around really tired me out, and
I knew I wasn't getting any younger and I wanted
to settle down. So I signed up for a job at the
airport to do some undercover security work,
mostly wandering near suspicious characters and
listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings
there and was awarded a batch of medals. Had
a wife, a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired."
The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks
the owner what he wants for the dog.
The owner says "Ten dollars."
The guy says he' ll buy him but asks the owner,
"This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling
him?"
The owner replies, "He's such a damn liar."
Dog for Sale." He rings the bell and the owner
tells him the dog is in the back yard. The guy
goes into the back yard and sees a mutt sitting
there.
"You talk?" he asks.
"Yep," the mutt replies.
"So, what's your story?"
"The mutt looks up and says "Well, I discovered
this gift pretty young and I wanted to help the
government, so I told the CIA about my gift,
and in no time they had me jetting from country
to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world
leaders, cause no one figured a dog would be
eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable
spies eight years running.
The jetting around really tired me out, and
I knew I wasn't getting any younger and I wanted
to settle down. So I signed up for a job at the
airport to do some undercover security work,
mostly wandering near suspicious characters and
listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings
there and was awarded a batch of medals. Had
a wife, a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired."
The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks
the owner what he wants for the dog.
The owner says "Ten dollars."
The guy says he' ll buy him but asks the owner,
"This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling
him?"
The owner replies, "He's such a damn liar."
