Lame breakup stories

leftofcenter

So, what was the dumbest/lamest/jerkiest way you've ever been broken up with?

For me, my boyfriend broke up with me on our six month anniversary over AIM, 10 minutes before we were supposed to go to a huge dance together.

Sounds like a typical jerky 16-year-old-boy thing to do, right?

He was 21.

SO mature. (Especially because he had just seen me... We had been arguing, then he left and IMed the minute he got back to his room across campus Rolling Eyes

)

Anyone else got a good story?

ylmun

God, I hope that no one posts a story that I recognize as me being the dumper. Laughing

I have a lame make-up story, though.

I had just broken up with my girlfriend and she was feeling pretty bad about it. After a few weeks she wanted to talk to me in one of the study rooms of the library. There she cried and poured her heart out about how our relationship was meant to be, etc, etc. (making me feel like I was the lowest of the low because I had disrupted some divine plan)

Then she says, "All you have to do is come here, hold me, kiss me and everything will be as if nothing happened" I sat there, stunned and unmoving.

After a few minutes, she says, "All you have to do is come here and hold me and everything will be alright again". I still sat there not moving a muscle.

After a few more uncomfortable minutes, she comes over to me and says "All you have to do is hold me and everything will be OK". After a few seconds, I just shrugged my shoulders. She then took that to mean something (maybe that I wasn't dead?), grabbed my limp arms which were at my side and wrapped them around her and started crying into my shoulder, saying "I've missed you so much. I'm so happy we're back together". God, the memory of it makes me shudder at how spineless I was.

Yeah, I was lame, but I'm not a smart man. I make Forest Gump look like a Jeopardy Champ. Don't worry, though. I hid the body in a nice secluded spot.

lukeropro

Jman4690

yeah really lame

Assiez

I have to admit that I broke off an realtionship over AIM. But meh, I guess it was understandable since neither of our parents knew we dating so we couldn't really call each other too much. So anyways, we were discussing our realtionship that night, and eventually we both agreed that it would be better if we broke it off.

interesting night

sarkopetain

I just was at the beginning of a real love affair, she was telling me she was at last confident with a man, that she could rely on me, tell me all the truth. She was saying that this would be like a birth. We were making plans, etc.. and one day, I made a joke and she was a bit rude. I just said "you were a bit rude", well I didnt say "rude" but "violent", but I just meant she was a bit rude. This was the end of our relation ship.