Need a forum signature script, (php functions req)

warallthetm

Ok, so i want a form signature that displays how many .flv files are in a folder (including sub-directories) , What your i.p. address is, and the server cpu usage. I want this to be displayed on my signature: it should say:
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| WwW.Sk8tE.uK.tO
| Current video files on our server:
| Current Server Power:
| Current user I.P:
| Boredom status: 89%

The backround should be black, the text shoud be white.

I will pay what ever price is reasonable.

Needed Asap,
btw, its a linux server, php and junk, apache and tomcat (its godaddy)

n0obie4life

"| Current user I.P:"

You aren't allowed to use it on Frihost if you have that Wink

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Scorpio

warallthetm

ya, Godaddy, and your not allowed to get an ip on frihost??? The frontend of my site is on frihost, but the videos and stuff are on godaddy. I hate them, the only reason i use them is cuz there soooooooo cheap. Thats why i still use frihost. Anyway, can you do it???

Scorpio

IP, browser, OS etc displaying is barred on Frihost.

You can display stats only about your own computer or your own server.

n0obie4life

You aren't allowed to use sigs that display the viewer's IP, O.S. and etc, such as the danasoft sigs.

Scorpio