Whts the difference between oral and anal sex??????Oral sex lasts a day.Anal sex makes ur hole weak.
How do u find a blind man in a nudist colony????Keepin lookin it's not hard
whts green,slimy and smeels like Miss Piggy????Kermits Finger
Did u hear bout the new blonde paint???????It's not to bright,but its cheap and spreads easily
How do u give a blonde a maths lesson????????Subtract her clothes,divide her legs and give her a square root.
A City cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little girl on her new shiny bike stopped beside him. "Nice bike," the cop said "did Santa bring it to you?" "Yep," the little girl said, "he sure did!" The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $5 ticket for a safety violation. The cop said, "Next year tell Santa to put a reflector light on the back of it." The young girl looked up at the cop and said, "Nice horse you got there sir, did Santa bring it to you?" "Yes, he sure did," chuckled the cop. The little girl looked up at the cop and said, "Next year tell Santa the dick goes underneath the horse, not on top.
How do u find a blind man in a nudist colony????Keepin lookin it's not hard
whts green,slimy and smeels like Miss Piggy????Kermits Finger
Did u hear bout the new blonde paint???????It's not to bright,but its cheap and spreads easily
How do u give a blonde a maths lesson????????Subtract her clothes,divide her legs and give her a square root.
A City cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little girl on her new shiny bike stopped beside him. "Nice bike," the cop said "did Santa bring it to you?" "Yep," the little girl said, "he sure did!" The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $5 ticket for a safety violation. The cop said, "Next year tell Santa to put a reflector light on the back of it." The young girl looked up at the cop and said, "Nice horse you got there sir, did Santa bring it to you?" "Yes, he sure did," chuckled the cop. The little girl looked up at the cop and said, "Next year tell Santa the dick goes underneath the horse, not on top.
