Funny C variable

auto accident;
register voters;
static electricity;
struct by_lightning;
void *where_prohibited;
char broiled;
short circuit;
short changed;
long johns;
unsigned long letter;
double entendre;
double trouble;
union organizer;
union jack;
float valve;
short pants;
union station;
void check; unsigned check;
struct dumb by[sizeof member];
union onion;
long long ago; /* in a galaxy far far away */

const ipated;
case closed:
double or_nothing;
short sighted;
void if_removed; /* warranty */
volatile buggy_code;
unsigned anonymous;
int erbreed; /* duelling banjos */

/* Borland's additional C keywords */:
huge penis;
interrupt ed;
near sighted;
far out;

men()
{
goto pub;
pub:
return pissed;
}

women()
{
goto bathroom;
bathroom:
while (1) ;
}

Lol that´s very funny dude, have you made em?

lol

lol, thy are all funny. Wink

but my favourite are:

lol!!!!!!!!!!!!! Its you who have think at thate ? lol, cuz it's very good

sex_female()
{
short yes_or_no;

srand(time(NULL));

do{
yes_or_no=rand()%50;
}while(yes_or_no==0);

switch(yes_or_no)
{
0 : printf("I want you tonight");break;
1 : printf("I'm tired sorry");break;
2 : printf("I don't feel like it tonight");break;
3 : printf("It's too cold here");break;
default : printf("I've just got an headache");break
}
}

Wink

my own code for female :p

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