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Some Collection of Cool SMS Messsages

Hai guys, thought i wud start a thread on posting collection of cool sms texts and so on.. Im posting a few and if its usefull let u guys carry on the work .. REP Needed.

Starting from ma Favs :

    3 Chimps escaped from the zoo... 1 was caught watching tv... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message.

    God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested.

    The longest sentence known to man: "I do."

    CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama. FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this

    Crime doesn't pay...Does that mean my job is a crime?

    This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog.

    Why were males created before females?
    Cos you always need a rough draft before the final copy.

    I want to suck you... lick you... wanna move my tongue all over you...wanna feel you in my mouth...yep, tat's how an ice cream!

    ALGEBRA: A weapon of math destruction.

    Don't spend $2 to dry-clean a shirt. Donate it to the Salvation Army instead. They'll clean it, put it on a hanger. Next morn buy it back for 50p.

    Do you ever notice that when you're driving, anyone going slower than you is an idiot and everyone driving faster than you is a maniac?

    Q:What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?
    A:About 45 pounds!!

    Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO?
    A: There have been sightings of UFOs.

    I think drinking and driving is terrible. You always spill it when you change gears...

    There was this Eskimo chick who spent the night with her boyfriend. Next morning she found out she was 6 months pregnant.

    What did the elephant say to the naked man?
    How do you breathe through that thing?

    What happened when the Pope went to Mount Olive?
    Popeye beat the crap outta him.

    I've used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.

    keep posting ur views and text's guys.
The messages are quite good

I ve seen a few of them already though//

But the others are quite nice..

keep up the work

I cant think of any now
lol those are pretty good
You might want to consider the Jokes section.
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