Me, myself, and Eyeball

To whom it may concern,

I like to take long walks on the bich with my dog skip. There are lots of sights to see and many young beautiful women. I also like to sleep in the nude without any clothes on. I hope to one day be a farmersist so I can sell drugs to old people.

THank you!

Yea just a little too much information Very Happy

Where do you live and how old are you? Just thought i would ask.

I won't tell you how old I am but I will say this: 21 years ago my parents had unprotected sex. I live in an apartment w/ my woman:

Is your mother a completely retarded noob? If so the pregnacy could have taken two days, or nine months.

What the fish? Mr. smith, yur the noob, and the tard! If your logic is correct, you must be implying that my dad isn't who he says he is. It's a rough estimate, but if you read your bible and look up "virgin birth" you might see that even abstenence isn't even 100% effective. There's no protection from God knocking people up. So perhaps I am Jebus? In that case, you better listen to the words I have to say for thy shalt not knoweth what cometh around thy corner! And a plague will infest your family's genitals for a thousand years .... oh, and NINE MONTHS!!!

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