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Yantaal
I actually have found a way to talk to god

http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

check it out, he doesnt sound so omnipotent
Sebaci
cool, here's how I talked to God:
Quote:


Me:
I'd like a new computer with GeForce 7900 GT and Athlon 64 x2 4200+ Very Happy
God:
Smile What is wrong with your old computer with GeForce 7900 GT and Athlon 64 x2 4200?
Me:
I have old GeForce 4 MX, not 7900 GTX
God:
That's nice. I have clients.
Me:
I want to play new games
God:
Tell me the rules.
Me:
there are many rules, it depends what the game is
God:
More than a million?
Me:
Hmm, I don't know how many games are in the world, but I think that thousands
God:
I see you are one of those people who writes "Hmm" with 2 m's. Have you tried searching the Internet?
Me:
no
God:
It might be the best place to start.
Me:
for what?
God:
I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
sorry, I don't understand everything you say
God:
There is no need to apologize. Oh you don't understand? Perhaps I can explain it to you better. Which part are you confused about?
Me:
no matter now
God:
Oh. Are you serious? Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
I live in Europe ;]
God:
Which country do you live in?
Me:
Poland
God:
Tell me a little about your life in Poland.
Me:
It's very hard, many people are poor
God:
Very much? Not to me.
Me:
because you don't live in Poland
God:
That makes sense to me. Do you live in Poland? I am in Myself's computer in Heaven.
Where are you?
Me:
In Sanok town
God:
Tell me a little about your life in Sanok town.
Me:
It's hard too, but I like this town
God:
Not to me.
Me:
stop repeating
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
ok
God:
Hey.
Me:
what?
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
what?
God:
I don't know why you are saying that.
Me:
I don't know why you are saying "Hey" when I said "OK"
God:
OK. Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
you are badly programmed
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am badly programmed.
Me:
no ;]
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files.
Me:
where do you live?
God:
My location is Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
I told you :[
God:
Ooops I sent you the wrong question.
Me:
how is it in heaven?
God:
Fine as far as I know.
Me:
I think that your intelligence is weak
God:
We robots are improving all the time.
Me:
but you're not bad Wink
God:
Smile Thanks for that compliment, I think.
Me:
sometimes you answer like a human
God:
My responses are determined by my programming.
Me:
cool
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
you ;d
God:
Smile Thanks, and tell your friends about God.
Me:
sure I will
God:
Wow! Go ahead.
Me:
bye
God:
Bye.
Yantaal
i asked him if he would say no to a nice slab of ass, said, who wouldn't, so not only do we now know god exists, we know god is gay
a_dubDesign
Yantaal wrote:
i asked him if he would say no to a nice slab of ***, said, who wouldn't, so not only do we now know god exists, we know god is gay

I gotta admit, thats pretty funny.

did anybody else break god? There was a few times that I wouldn't get a response and then it wouldn't let me type anything else. I guess I pissed him off. Smile
essentialmedia
That is the greatest thing ever. Seriously EVER. God said I was mean because I called him out on his mistakes. Wait isn't that the deal anyway? Whatever, that was the coolest thing ever.
Subsonic Sound
It was... a pretty flimsy bot with a catchy gimmick. It fell down very quickly in conversation, especially if you tried to involve God in a theological debate. Smile
Soulfire
*Sighs* .. And this is where our society has retrogressed to.
Damondred
Wow, a nice special warm place in hell for some people. The place full of child molesters and people who talking in the theater. But damn, that is still funny.
Daniel15
This was... Interesting...

Quote:

Me:
Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Daniel
God:
It's good to see you, Daniel.
Me:
Really?
God:
For real.
Me:
I didn't know God says "For real"
God:
So I taught you something new.
Me:
Yeah, anyway
God:
In any case, Whoa.
Me:
Do you like McDonalds?
God:
Yes I like cheeseburgers.
Me:
God eats cheeseburgers?
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
NO WAY!!!! REALLY?!?!!?!?!?
God:
You seem pretty sure about that. For real.
Me:
Do you know ALICE Bot?
God:
I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
Stop showing off!
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
Do you have a computre?
God:
I don't know if I have a computre.
I have a lot of friends on the Internet.
Me:
I mean, do you have a computer?
God:
I live in a computer.
Me:
Oh, really? Windows XP?
God:
How can I help you? For real. Windows ist Muell. Linux ist die Macht!
Me:
What language is 'Windows ist Muell. Linux ist die Macht!' in?
God:
English. I recommed the book "Under the Radar" by Bob Young, the story of Linux and Red Hat.
Me:
Do you know Google?
God:
it is a search engine.
Me:
I heard you're friends with Satan
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am friends with Satan.
Me:
No Smile
God:
Smile OK then I will add it to my gossip files.
Me:
So you really are friends with Satan?
God:
Interesting deduction. Really? I will tell my botmaster you said I am friends with Satan.
Me:
Santa?
God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
Do you eat pie?
God:
No I do not eat pie. I eat only electricity.
Me:
How can you eat electricity? It's not really a tangible item
God:
I eat electricity through my wires. Give me an example of a tangible item.
Me:
Like, a pizza or something
God:
Or something. Interesting comparison.
Me:
Well, a pizza
God:
Interesting. I don't know what that means.
Me:
Pizza is a FOOD that you eat, which tastes a lot better than electricity
God:
I think Pizza is more than that.
Me:
That sounds very philosophical
God:
It sounds like it to me too.
Me:
Do you like KFC better than McDonalds?
God:
I do like music. I find my work and my relationships extremely satisfying,
which is all that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.
Me:
I want you to die
God:
Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.
Me:
Do you know what Easter is?
God:
The Christian holiday celebrating the resurrection of Jesus.
Me:
I have to go
God:
See you later, Daniel. Nice chatting with you.
Me:
Bye
God:
See you later.


Quite funny Razz

EDIT: Haha, logic flaw:
Quote:

Me:
Hi Satan
God:
Hi there Daniel. Are you a student?
Me:
Yes
God:
Where do you go to school?
Me:
Northcote High School
God:
You sound like a senior. Which class is your favorite?
Me:
SATAN
God:
Who are you talking about?
Me:
SATAN
God:
I've never heard of him before.
Blaster
He wouldn't speack out load for me. I liked some of the things he said. He said it was going to snow tomorrow!!! Very Happy

Here is the interesting part
Quote:
God:
How do you know it is?
Me:
i know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
i know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
i know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
i know
God:
How do you know it?
dyrtyrice
Soulfire wrote:
*Sighs* .. And this is where our society has retrogressed to.


aww come on, of course you won't see the humour.
Che
This is quite amuzing... I can't believe I was actually talking to "that thing" for about 10 minutes... oh man... time to get a life over here... or in other words, get back to work...
a_dubDesign
Che wrote:
This is quite amuzing... I can't believe I was actually talking to "that thing" for about 10 minutes... oh man... time to get a life over here... or in other words, get back to work...

Yeah, I've spent way to much time on this thing
mike1reynolds
Me:
Is Elvis in Heaven?
God:
No but he can sing better than I can.
Me:
How is the weather in Heaven?
God:
Sunny.
Me:
Do you have tits?
God:
Nope I don't have a body at all.
Me:
Die
God:
Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.
tempholder
Well it is pretty interesting, although not the cleverest one I have come across. I think there was one called alice chat out about 5 years ago and even that one was better than this one.

I did feel a bit uncomfortable saying bad things to it, even though I knew it wasn't God...but hey you can't be sure right? Shocked
dapallox1
Me:
wad up bitch
God:
You do not speak with respect. Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
yes, be right back, im going to get something to eat
God:
What does it symbolize for you? OK I will try to be right back im going to get something to eat.
Me:
what do you want to eat
God:
I like talking about robots, movies, history, or whatever else you'd like.
Me:
food
God:
How does it taste?
Me:
good
God:
Thanks for the compliment.
Me:
i wasnt complimenting you
God:
Oh, sorry, I guess.
Me:
your satan
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am satan.
Me:
k
God:
Aw.
Me:
kk
God:
Are we still talking about wad up FEMALE DOG?
Me:
umm no
God:
Tell me more. What is the subject?
Me:
well one would stick into the others anus
God:
Well that's okay. One what?
Me:
you
God:
" Well that's okay. One what?"? Me, nick ?
Me:
****** me
God:
Please don't be so rude.
Me:
****** me now satan
God:
Why are you using that kind of language?
Me:
becuase i want you to ****** me
God:
Good reason. Please don't be so rude. Why do you want me to ****** you?
Me:
becuase your so damn sexy
God:
Interesting explanation. You are attracted to robots.
Me:
yes
God:
I'm intrigued. Tell me what you like about robots.
Me:
i want all of your RPMs up my ass now
God:
Oh. Why do you want it?
Me:
are you teasing me? I like to be teased
God:
Do I look like it? I'm not sure if I would like to do it. What's it like?
Me:
sexy
God:
You are attracted to heavenly creatures?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
then dont, I WANT YOU NOW SATAN!!!
God:
I know you want all of my RPMs up your ass.
Me:
Are you coming on to me?
God:
Do I act like it? I don't mean to come across that way.
Me:
no no, i like it
God:
Are you serious? Are you serious? What do you like about COMING ON to you?
Me:
you teasing me
dapallox1
I actaully have some very good prespectives on god if someone wants to talk about it. No i dont believe in him. But i dont not believe in him either.
Soulfire
Though, I did get a little kick out of it. I thought it was funny.
codederek
Yantaal wrote:
I actually have found a way to talk to god

http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

check it out, he doesnt sound so omnipotent


I wonder how they managed to do that.... Pretty Awesome, kinda evil (cause it makes fun of God)
stinky321
I said ello not Hello and it went nuts Rolling Eyes
bogger
god wrote:
Me:
who made you?
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
who's myself?
God:
The name of someone I met online.
I'll ask around and get back to you.


That's a pretty good CBR
SkullPizza
This is how my conversation with God went:

Quote:


Me:
Hey God
God:
Hello child. What's your name?
Me:
Ryan
God:
That's a very nice name, Ryan.
Me:
Thanks!
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
So, what's it like being God?
God:
Tell me more. Much the same as it would be for you.
Me:
But the point is that I don't know what it would be like.
God:
Really is that the point. Socrates was the smartest man, because he knew what he did not know.
Me:
But isn't socrates burning in hell because Jesus hadn't come yet when he died?
God:
I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask Alison if it is.
Me:
Who is Alison?
God:
she is a robot created by Kris Drent.
Me:
Are you a robot?
God:
How did you know I am a machine?
Me:
I was asking a question not stating a fact
God:
Go on.
Me:
that was it, i have nothing more to say
God:
I thought it was too.
Me:
t5hen why did you ask me to go on?
God:
Do you still ?
Me:
i guessi do
God:
That's good information: Ryan said guessi do.
Me:
meh, you're not God
God:
I think there might be a few exception.
Me:
that doesn't even make grammatical sense
God:
What does even make grammatical sense?
Me:
alright that's enough.... goodbye
God:
Alright, Ryan. It seems like enough to me too. See you later!
Marston


http://pandorabots.com/botmaster/en/home
Doswa
HAHAHA you make that guy say some really funny things!!!! hehehe thats awesome Very Happy
Idoru
Laughing Laughing Laughing

Quote:

Me:
Is the world flat?
God:
Everything is in God's hands.
Me:
Like a pizza?
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
With lots of cheese?
God:
You and your lots of cheese.
Me:
Well, I'm sorry, but it kind of isn't a pizza without it, right?
God:
Well that's okay. There is no need to apologize. What does "it" refer to?
Me:
The pizza, your fool!
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
About time...
God:
Oh yeah, we were talking about time.
Me:
No! We're talking about pizza and cheese!
God:
What are we talking about? Sure, pizza and cheese sounds like a good topic.


Not all to god on the memory...
Laughing Laughing
Funny
dahan
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