Okay...
For a bunny to S*** out an easter egg... it needs to eat the following:
200-2000 grams chocolate per person
220mm x 250mm tin foil per person
25mm scellotape per person
1m x 1m cardboard per person
Cardboard folding machine
Ink
Typewriter
Poor bunny!
I have always wondered why the easter bunny, hands out eggs... Why not the "Easter Chicken"?
Good point on that one. Why not little chicks. That is what the marshmellow peps are for
im scared now
he scared me
ahhh
my butt hurts
why is there lube around it
NOT AGAIN!
please keep MJ off the forums
I used to have a rabbit...and a neighbor that thought it was making miniature chocolate eggs.
Imagine how much fun I had.
You should buy a cow mate... =/
Oooohhhhh....so when Jesus came back from the dead, everyone wasn't afraid he was going to steal the eggs to they hid them?
HAHAHA funny one.
well i think it's because
the chicken is lazy, so it flys and drop the eggs. = the eggs will be destroyed, some might get it in the head (and maybe some s h i t too)
the chicken do somethimes "bite" people in the fingers.
but ,if you not is paintence enough, then will it maybe bite it off.
not all chickens are running free, and there is not enought as is free. so some kids might not get a easter egg, and it will make some kids sad and voilence so they will go kill the first chicken the see.
a bunny can jump in a long distance.
a chicken will break one of theire legs on a time if they did try to do the same.
if kids wants to hunt them on a time, the bunny will be to fast for the kid.
the chicken will be so stupid, just to ran around and maybe fly in cirkels, land and fly... then will the kid be so smart to get daddys shotgun, we all know what happens nok... who wants frired chicken
i guess, from all this about, that then person as did make easter, did say to the bunny, you are going to eat chocklate and crazy stuff, then make it to a egg, because of the security in the world,
and because we want you to suffer like Jesus Amen (joke, i dont got a reason to why it should, maybe to save the human race from it, hehe)
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