Last Update: 15th April 2006 11:43AM (GMT+10)
Hey, I just thought of an idea: A collection of the most memorable quotes by FriHost members...
Well, I can't really remember many, but I do remember these quotes (in no particular order):
James007, Jan 13, 2006
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| Walk around the table, and sit down again... if you don't know why I told you to do so, walk around the table again. |
That was written as a reply to a post by Gonzo... Maybe he's still walking around the table today? 
Bondings April 26, 2005
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Hi all,
My name is Steve Bondings and I am the owner of this website.
I hope that we can create an incredible community all together and look forward towards it.
Steve |
This was the very first thing posted at frihost.
jveezy, Mar 22, 2006
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| The thing I hate about people typing "lol" is that they're usually not laughing out loud. They're probably smiling or maybe slightly chuckling but it's not like all out guffaw and everyone's staring at them. Nobody's really rolling in the floor laughing their *** off. Nobody rolls on the floor nowadays unless they're on fire. |
I found that last bit quite funny 
technotrix, Sat Mar 18, 2006
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Hey !! yaa all People this is regarding your free accounts.
Beware of those idiots providing free accounts at FRIHOST , you know what the big catch behind this?...neither did i , until came to a surprising discovery when my account was exploited by an ad virus which was injected from the frihost SERVER ... and they had been making money in the name of providing free accounts and also i had found some illegal activities they carry out making your free web account as a shield...
Some more shocking post will be made here in nxt day or 2 ,am still working on it....
Regard
Tech. |
Followed by:
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Hi, I'm a generic antivirus product, and I can assure you, FriHost's servers aren't infected with viruses.
Trust me... After all, how hard is it to trust a generic antivirus product?
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== Begin Virus Report, 2006-03-19 1:30AM ==
Begin scan on: *.frihost.net, *.frih.net
Checking RAM: Done!
Scanning files... Please wait
|---------------------------------------| 100% complete
WARNING: User 'technotrix' detected! False alerts may occur!
No viruses found!
== End Virus Report ==
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(hmmmmm... I wonder who that was..... *cough*)
Ahab81, Dec 01, 2005
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i didn't know i had to write a goddamn 60 page essay to get some pesky space to have some fun.
any one else think this site is total crap or is it just me???
or am i just totaly wrong and its the mods who are the joke? |
n0obie4life April 14, 2006
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| scorpio, only I can be retarded. You can't |
That quote by n0obie was actually quite funny
goutha, Nov 18, 2005
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I made a bet with my girlfriend: I can get at least 10$ for the smallest item ever sold on eBay!!! If so, I'll be treated by her like a KING for one month!!! If I loose, I'll be her slave
Take a look to my auction : http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=5637274146
Bid on it and be part on Internet History |
Let's not forget, n0obie4life's famous DirectAdmin quote:
n0obie4life, Various dates (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6)
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Directadmin is more stable.
Less bugs.
Cheaper.
Simplier.
Less System Intensive
Fantastico is very easy to use but it has a lot of disadvantages. People are installing all available software, just for trying it out. They then forget to remove them. So then it occupies a lot of disk space and generates a lot of cpu-usage, certainly when someone makes a backup of 200MB . |
Bondings, Mon Nov 28, 2005
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| Quote: | | What is your opinion about Microsoft? |
Bill Gates and Belgian apple pie is a very good combination. Now seriously, I would love to work for such a company. |
Also, from the same topic
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| Quote: | Is n0obie4life your sister?
[You know,you two remind of me bro and sis fights ] |
Sure she is.  |
Daniel15, Jan 21, 2006 10:29 am
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This is probably aimed at Bondings: Can someone please tell me, is it Frihost, FriHost, FRIHost, FRIHOST or frihost?
Because the titles on pages like the FAQ say Frihost, the logo says FriHost and the forum says FRIHOST. |
Helios April 14, 2006
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| Well, if you're wondering why couldn't she wait for 2 minutes, I'll ask you this question: Couldn't YOU wait for 2 minutes? Wink |
n0obie4life April 13, 2006
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You don't need to know what we'll do on April 25th, we don't plant o tell you either Very Happy. Oh by the way, it's the 26th. Not the 25th.. |
This was written about FriHost's 1st birthday
Comments?
Last edited by Daniel15 on Sat Apr 15, 2006 2:01 pm; edited 5 times in total Booring, because none of N4l's quotes are in there 
Anyway, here are some of mine.
n0obie4life, Fri Feb 10, 2006
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Directadmin is more stable.
Less bugs.
Cheaper.
Simplier.
Less System Intensive
Fantastico is very easy to use but it has a lot of disadvantages. People are installing all available software, just for trying it out. They then forget to remove them. So then it occupies a lot of disk space and generates a lot of cpu-usage, certainly when someone makes a backup of 200MB . |
Bondings, Mon Nov 28, 2005
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| Quote: | | What is your opinion about Microsoft? |
Bill Gates and Belgian apple pie is a very good combination. Now seriously, I would love to work for such a company. |
Also from the same topic
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| Quote: | Is n0obie4life your sister?
[You know,you two remind of me bro and sis fights ] |
Sure she is. |
Thanks n0obie, I added them all 
For technotrix's post's reply you missed this part which I though was the best part
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== Begin Virus Report, 2006-03-19 1:30AM ==
Begin scan on: *.frihost.net, *.frih.net
Checking RAM: Done!
Scanning files... Please wait
|---------------------------------------| 100% complete
WARNING: User 'technotrix' detected! False alerts may occur!
No viruses found!
== End Virus Report ==
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Helios April 14, 2006
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| Well, if you're wondering why couldn't she wait for 2 minutes, I'll ask you this question: Couldn't YOU wait for 2 minutes? Wink |
scorpio Apr 04, 2006
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Why did you move it here by the way mods?
And for god's sake please inform if you are moving my post..
I search in every forum to find out where it is..  |
Becasue the mods then moved it back to where it was 
Bondings April 26, 2005
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Hi all,
My name is Steve Bondings and I am the owner of this website.
I hope that we can create an incredible community all together and look forward towards it.
Steve |
The very first thing posted at frihost.
n0obie4life April 13, 2006
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You don't need to know what we'll do on April 25th, we don't plant o tell you either Very Happy. Oh by the way, it's the 26th. Not the 25th.. |
RPG Villager April 14, 2006
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| I had an idea that if people get eanough Frih$ thaey should be able to request more stuff for their hosting (like more disk space or something like that). i dont know if you can do this but this idea just pooped into my head. |
I liked this because of what the title said. @Blaster: I added some of yours to the post
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For technotrix's post's reply you missed this part which I though was the best part
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== Begin Virus Report, 2006-03-19 1:30AM ==
Begin scan on: *.frihost.net, *.frih.net
Checking RAM: Done!
Scanning files... Please wait
|---------------------------------------| 100% complete
WARNING: User 'technotrix' detected! False alerts may occur!
No viruses found!
== End Virus Report ==
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OK, I added that as well. I should have remembered to, I'm pretty close to the person that posted that (it's like we're almost the same person )
Does anyone have any ideas on how to format the post, as I think it looks quite ugly, with all those quote tags Animal March 15, 2006
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Much clearer, thanks.
-stickied- |
First time I ever saw a mod say -stickied-
n0obie4life- Dec 31, 2005
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| I'm dumb and retarted |
Followed by
James007 Dec 31, 2005
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Are you having a problem 
We all like N00bie... |
You should have stated, n00bie4life and not n0obie4life. It's not me.
I know. That is why it was n0obie4life-
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scorpio Apr 04, 2006
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Why did you move it here by the way mods?
And for god's sake please inform if you are moving my post..
I search in every forum to find out where it is.. Evil or Very Mad
Becasue the mods then moved it back to where it was Laughing |
Thats because I PMed a mod to move it back..
Not because of my post.
Not even one mod looked at that for daysn0obie4life April 14, 2006
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| scorpio, only I can be retarded. You can't |
25th of April I think..
Anyway, why aren't there anything stupid quotes from me on here? I feel so sad I might go kick No0b in the groin again, and that isn't very pretty watching his eyes move cross-eyed...
Its funny for me though, but my toes stink quite bad the night of the kick. =/
Woot! I got quoted! I'm important!
-_- | jaime wrote: |
| TOPIC: Masturbation [teenagers+ only] |
As posted in the "hobbies and animals" forum!!
Here’s one at which I laughed out loud:
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| <sarcasm>No, I don’t read posts here at frihost, I just skim through until I can find something I disagree with and splatter a two liner which repeats what was said nine posts earlier.</sarcasm> |
And, yeah, that “jveezy, Mar 22, 2006” one above makes me every time I read it. scorpio, your quote spam was unneeded and uncalled for. You could have been sent a warning for that!
HAHAHAHAHAHA i was laughing so hard. this crap is effing hilarious. keep it up AWESOME STUFF. hahahaha that one about a virus and illegal activities on Frihost was hilarious! wat a douchebag!
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| jaime wrote: | | TOPIC: Masturbation [teenagers+ only] |
As posted in the "hobbies and animals" forum!!
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I didn't know another category for that topic... 
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RPG Villager April 14, 2006
| Quote: | | I had an idea that if people get eanough Frih$ thaey should be able to request more stuff for their hosting (like more disk space or something like that). i dont know if you can do this but this idea just pooped into my head. |
I liked this because of what the title said. |
ideas poop into my head all the time... | Quote: |
RPG Villager April 14, 2006
| Quote: | | I had an idea that if people get eanough Frih$ thaey should be able to request more stuff for their hosting (like more disk space or something like that). i dont know if you can do this but this idea just pooped into my head. |
I liked this because of what the title said. |
They said pooped into my head.Here, I'll post up a quote:
| Marston wrote: |
| Holy underage drinking, batman! |
Man, now I **know** I've been here long enough for me to recognize some of the quotes listed on here, and in threads I've participated in. There's not many things that would be considered as quotes to remember from me personally, but I do have a little bit of a sense of humor now and again.
- Mike. haha nice collection. i didnt know we had such funny ppl here haha, they are good, coem with some more...
why could he not wait 2 minutes?
because his meal was getting cold hehe Haha! .. quite funny indeed. Maybe, are mods here should stick this topic.
_ But wait. Yeah, forget what ive suggested!? Argh!.. What am I thinking?...
Hehe, well, just keep it up! Hey think thts an great idea to do so, i do have some collection wid me as well. Just removed a bunch of spam.
This topic is for quotes by made by Frihost members on this board. Anything else is spam 
Mathiaus April 23, 2006
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Just removed a bunch of spam.
This topic is for quotes by made by Frihost members on this board. Anything else is spam |
mathiaus: Changed my name, why can no-one spell it right? even i didn't know that we had such funny people in our community.... Wumingsden Apr 28, 2006
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| the intergration with the ads is also really good |
When wuming says it it is the funniest thing ever. | indianinworld wrote: |
| even i didn't know that we had such funny people in our community.... |
Now you Do I recently saw this:
{name here}, Apr 29 2006
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| This is not what he said, but I believe that is what he said. |
I sort of like these quotes. Maybe i can use 1 for my siggy...
| nauy sirhc123 wrote: |
| I sort of like these quotes. Maybe i can use 1 for my siggy... |
Yeah... I would do that, but my signature is already big enough dwcnps wrote
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| I'm in. Need to get as many frih$ as possible. My Numbers are 2 and 5. |
I was a little dumb then .
dwcnps wrote
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| Some people do that by putting a million ads on their website |
I said that when bondings mentioned "The Million Dollar homepage"
and what a coincidence, almost all of it was ads, pixels of ads. "Que se mueran los guapos"
Changoleón.
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"Que se mueran los guapos"
Changoleón. |
Did he (or she) Just Say
“That dies the lady's men” Changoleón."The best game", No more topics on those!
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Its pointless.
Its called SPAM.
You see, the "best game" on the planet Earth (unless your telling me Mars makes games) is actually based on YOUR PERSONAL opninion.
I could tell you that, the best game i ever played is Neopets. But, that might not be someone elses favourite / best game.
I hope you get my point |
| anjodamorte wrote: |
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Dont ask me why that was funny or memorable.
But I just could not stop admiring the wondrous stupidity here. Of the 2nd post "Un homme qui sait quatre langues vaut quatre hommes"
Mme de Stael.
Edit by wumingsden: translation - A man who knows four languages is worth four men
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| tonk wrote: | "Que se mueran los guapos"
Changoleón. |
Did he (or she) Just Say
“That dies the lady's men” Changoleón. |
Yes, I think that they did
Last edited by wumingsden on Thu May 25, 2006 2:07 pm; edited 1 time in total | dwcnps wrote: |
| tonk wrote: | "Que se mueran los guapos"
Changoleón. |
Did he (or she) Just Say
“That dies the lady's men” Changoleón. |
Its actually saying something about a cute boy.... translaters dont' always work.
And please people post in the language forums. I can't stand translating. If you do know english at least translate it for us.I never get quoted, even though I make huge posts. Unlike this one. *sniffle*
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| I never get quoted, even though I make huge posts. Unlike this one. *sniffle* |
Now you did. I nominate this one because it is just funny dwcnps wrote
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I think you're too good I don't have a chance  . |
they were good (as in the your fired things) go and read them Another funny quote:
01000101, May 27, 2006
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| Micro$oft ? hmm.. sounds like a toilet paper? |
Maybe I can add one.
Thu Jan 26, 2006
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| Love is not dead....but chivalry is terribly bruised. |
Well, I find it funny though. I really like this quote. | sour_lemon_1k wrote: |
Here, I'll post up a quote:
| Marston wrote: | | Holy underage drinking, batman! |
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YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Awesome, someone quoted me.
I've said many funny things, but they're just not funny on forums.
They're more funny in real life. I think someone should write a novel about all of my wonderous posts on this forum. Pretty much everything I post is sarcastic and rhetorical.
It's great.I found this one very funny:
You'll probably find it more amusing if you read it in its original context:
http://www.frihost.com/forums/vp-198020.html#198020
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Whenever iI see a **** I think of Italy. My friends and I were touring the village where St. Francis of Assisi is found. The tour guide pointed to a castle way up on a hill and said, if you want a challenge, go there. So my friend and I tried. We went waht seemed the right way, bt we ended up by some sketchy looking sign that looked an awful lot like it mean "Private Property", which it did, but we couldn't read Italian (my friend could do spanish and I could do French though). We walked until we came across a house way up in the hills with a caged **** and some other loose birds that kept on cawing at us and what not. We made a hastey retreat back down and decided to give up on trying to get to the castle Sad.
edit:
apperently P E A C O C K is censored. I am not trying to be dirty. Just trying to let th reader know. |
When I read i laughed really and wanted to share with you:
May 14 2006 in Suggestion Forum
| n0obie4life wrote: |
| Bondings wrote: | | This might be a good idea indeed. |
omigosh, spam.
As moderator of Frihost, I kindly request that you, Bondings, read the Forum Rules before posting.
Thank you . |
| selim06 wrote: |
When I read i laughed really and wanted to share with you:
May 14 2006 in Suggestion Forum
| n0obie4life wrote: | | Bondings wrote: | | This might be a good idea indeed. |
omigosh, spam.
As moderator of Frihost, I kindly request that you, Bondings, read the Forum Rules before posting.
Thank you . |
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You must have seen noobs post after retirement, they are far more direct and annihilating everybody around especially the mods and toonzine | scorpio wrote: |
| You must have seen noobs post after retirement, they are far more direct and annihilating everybody around especially the mods and toonzine |
Some of them are irrelevant, biased and half-truths as well.
Also, targetting/flaming one member is irritating, irrespective of how irritating that member is. Let the staff do their jobs. This one's maybe not my favourite, but it's most relevant...
| mathiaus wrote: |
Just removed a bunch of spam.
This topic is for quotes by made by Frihost members on this board. Anything else is spam |
I've just had to clean this thread up again and remove all the non-Frihoster's quotes.
Maybe people will eventually start to get the idea... Quite possibly the funniest and most un-likely to happen quote to date...
| Animal wrote: |
Maybe people will eventually start to get the idea... |
On June 24 2006 ninjakannon wrote: | Quote: |
| If We r the SYC did not intend to use the character formation "ehere", but in fact made a spelling mistake or typing error, then I claim full rights over this new word because I like it. I furthermore claim no responsibility for twisting We r the SYC's words |
As an answer to: | We r the SYC wrote: |
| WTF!, Roald do you even know ehere you are????? |
Stopping other from seeing your images:
I just laughed so much with this... all this people talking about watermarks and applet stuff...
by aningbo
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| Hey if u really wanna prevent others, save the image in a floppy, CD or USB drive, wrap in a plastic bag, dug up some soil and hide it there. Nobody gets to steal it |
i really like your quote alot. I guess it's not yours but thanks for gathering it. One of my fav. quote is:
If A Theif Kiss You, Count Your Teeth
Its old but memorable. Because my grandfather said it to me.
shizoo, this topic is only for quotes by FriHost members on this forum (not for quotes in general)
It isn't the big tasks but the small trivial things we do each day that make a real difference to people's lives.
Not a funny quote, but I think it is by far the most worthwhile quote Ive seen by a Frihoster.
In a topic entitled "What is beauty?", this showed up.
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Every time you smile, you are the world's most beautiful person. |
My favourite:
-Do ya feel lucky? Do ya!? Punkh!
Just never get tired of those westerns! | AftershockVibe wrote: |
| jaime wrote: | | TOPIC: Masturbation [teenagers+ only] |
As posted in the "hobbies and animals" forum!!
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HA HA HA - oh that is magic, pure gold.
There are some great quotes on here. The funniest one being in the fist post when soomeone says nobody rolls around on the floor any more unless they are on fire - I really did LOL!em
i don't know where the quote was originally posted but i loved it. found it in Personal Pictures Gallery / My photo gallery (warning: boring and big files).
frozenhead, Feb 02, 2006
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jazrt wrote:
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pigs are always good to have as personal pic.
theres just something nice about pigs. hmmm crackling ham on the bone. pork hmmm
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Yeah, well I plan to have a pig as a PET soon, seriously. I feel strange that there's that connection in between. I mean, pigs have more of this "affection" than of dogs.
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