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Collection of the most memorable quotes by FriHost members:)





Daniel15
Last Update: 15th April 2006 11:43AM (GMT+10)

Hey, I just thought of an idea: A collection of the most memorable quotes by FriHost members...
Well, I can't really remember many, but I do remember these quotes (in no particular order):

James007, Jan 13, 2006
Quote:
Walk around the table, and sit down again... if you don't know why I told you to do so, walk around the table again.

That was written as a reply to a post by Gonzo... Maybe he's still walking around the table today? Razz

Bondings April 26, 2005
Quote:
Hi all,
My name is Steve Bondings and I am the owner of this website.
I hope that we can create an incredible community all together and look forward towards it.
Steve

This was the very first thing posted at frihost.

jveezy, Mar 22, 2006
Quote:
The thing I hate about people typing "lol" is that they're usually not laughing out loud. They're probably smiling or maybe slightly chuckling but it's not like all out guffaw and everyone's staring at them. Nobody's really rolling in the floor laughing their *** off. Nobody rolls on the floor nowadays unless they're on fire.

I found that last bit quite funny Very Happy

technotrix, Sat Mar 18, 2006
Quote:
Hey !! yaa all People this is regarding your free accounts.
Beware of those idiots providing free accounts at FRIHOST , you know what the big catch behind this?...neither did i , until came to a surprising discovery when my account was exploited by an ad virus which was injected from the frihost SERVER ... and they had been making money in the name of providing free accounts and also i had found some illegal activities they carry out making your free web account as a shield...

Some more shocking post will be made here in nxt day or 2 ,am still working on it....

Regard
Tech.


Followed by:

Quote:
Hi, I'm a generic antivirus product, and I can assure you, FriHost's servers aren't infected with viruses.

Trust me... After all, how hard is it to trust a generic antivirus product?

Code:

== Begin Virus Report, 2006-03-19 1:30AM ==
Begin scan on: *.frihost.net, *.frih.net

Checking RAM: Done!
Scanning files... Please wait
|---------------------------------------| 100% complete

WARNING: User 'technotrix' detected! False alerts may occur!

No viruses found!
== End Virus Report ==

(hmmmmm... I wonder who that was..... *cough*)

Ahab81, Dec 01, 2005
Quote:
i didn't know i had to write a goddamn 60 page essay to get some pesky space to have some fun.

any one else think this site is total crap or is it just me???
or am i just totaly wrong and its the mods who are the joke?


n0obie4life April 14, 2006
Quote:
scorpio, only I can be retarded. You can't

That quote by n0obie was actually quite funny Very Happy

goutha, Nov 18, 2005
Quote:
I made a bet with my girlfriend: I can get at least 10$ for the smallest item ever sold on eBay!!! If so, I'll be treated by her like a KING for one month!!! If I loose, I'll be her slave

Take a look to my auction : http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=5637274146

Bid on it and be part on Internet History


Let's not forget, n0obie4life's famous DirectAdmin quote:
n0obie4life, Various dates (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6)
Quote:
Directadmin is more stable.
Less bugs.
Cheaper.
Simplier.
Less System Intensive

Fantastico is very easy to use but it has a lot of disadvantages. People are installing all available software, just for trying it out. They then forget to remove them. So then it occupies a lot of disk space and generates a lot of cpu-usage, certainly when someone makes a backup of 200MB .


Bondings, Mon Nov 28, 2005
Quote:
Quote:
What is your opinion about Microsoft?


Bill Gates and Belgian apple pie is a very good combination. Now seriously, I would love to work for such a company.


Also, from the same topic

Quote:
Quote:
Is n0obie4life your sister?
[You know,you two remind of me bro and sis fights Razz ]


Sure she is. Wink



Daniel15, Jan 21, 2006 10:29 am
Quote:
This is probably aimed at Bondings: Can someone please tell me, is it Frihost, FriHost, FRIHost, FRIHOST or frihost?

Because the titles on pages like the FAQ say Frihost, the logo says FriHost and the forum says FRIHOST.


Helios April 14, 2006
Quote:
Well, if you're wondering why couldn't she wait for 2 minutes, I'll ask you this question: Couldn't YOU wait for 2 minutes? Wink


n0obie4life April 13, 2006
Quote:

You don't need to know what we'll do on April 25th, we don't plant o tell you either Very Happy. Oh by the way, it's the 26th. Not the 25th.. Very Happy

This was written about FriHost's 1st birthday

Comments?
n0obie4life
Booring, because none of N4l's quotes are in there Rolling Eyes

Anyway, here are some of mine.


n0obie4life, Fri Feb 10, 2006
Quote:
Directadmin is more stable.
Less bugs.
Cheaper.
Simplier.
Less System Intensive

Fantastico is very easy to use but it has a lot of disadvantages. People are installing all available software, just for trying it out. They then forget to remove them. So then it occupies a lot of disk space and generates a lot of cpu-usage, certainly when someone makes a backup of 200MB Wink.


Bondings, Mon Nov 28, 2005
Quote:
Quote:
What is your opinion about Microsoft?


Bill Gates and Belgian apple pie is a very good combination. Now seriously, I would love to work for such a company.


Also from the same topic

Quote:
Quote:
Is n0obie4life your sister?
[You know,you two remind of me bro and sis fights Razz ]


Sure she is. Wink
Daniel15
Thanks n0obie, I added them all Smile
mathiaus
For technotrix's post's reply you missed this part which I though was the best part

Quote:
Code:

== Begin Virus Report, 2006-03-19 1:30AM ==
Begin scan on: *.frihost.net, *.frih.net

Checking RAM: Done!
Scanning files... Please wait
|---------------------------------------| 100% complete

WARNING: User 'technotrix' detected! False alerts may occur!

No viruses found!
== End Virus Report ==
Blaster
Helios April 14, 2006
Quote:
Well, if you're wondering why couldn't she wait for 2 minutes, I'll ask you this question: Couldn't YOU wait for 2 minutes? Wink


scorpio Apr 04, 2006
Quote:
Why did you move it here by the way mods?

And for god's sake please inform if you are moving my post..

I search in every forum to find out where it is.. Evil or Very Mad

Becasue the mods then moved it back to where it was Laughing

Bondings April 26, 2005
Quote:
Hi all,
My name is Steve Bondings and I am the owner of this website.
I hope that we can create an incredible community all together and look forward towards it.
Steve

The very first thing posted at frihost.

n0obie4life April 13, 2006
Quote:

You don't need to know what we'll do on April 25th, we don't plant o tell you either Very Happy. Oh by the way, it's the 26th. Not the 25th.. Very Happy


RPG Villager April 14, 2006
Quote:
I had an idea that if people get eanough Frih$ thaey should be able to request more stuff for their hosting (like more disk space or something like that). i dont know if you can do this but this idea just pooped into my head.

I liked this because of what the title said.
Daniel15
@Blaster: I added some of yours to the post Smile

mathiaus wrote:
For technotrix's post's reply you missed this part which I though was the best part

Quote:
Code:

== Begin Virus Report, 2006-03-19 1:30AM ==
Begin scan on: *.frihost.net, *.frih.net

Checking RAM: Done!
Scanning files... Please wait
|---------------------------------------| 100% complete

WARNING: User 'technotrix' detected! False alerts may occur!

No viruses found!
== End Virus Report ==

OK, I added that as well. I should have remembered to, I'm pretty close to the person that posted that (it's like we're almost the same person Wink)

Does anyone have any ideas on how to format the post, as I think it looks quite ugly, with all those quote tags Razz
Blaster
Animal March 15, 2006
Quote:
Much clearer, thanks.

-stickied-

First time I ever saw a mod say -stickied-
n0obie4life- Dec 31, 2005
Quote:
I'm dumb and retarted


Followed by
James007 Dec 31, 2005
Quote:
Are you having a problem Cool
We all like N00bie... Very Happy
n0obie4life
You should have stated, n00bie4life and not n0obie4life. It's not me.
Blaster
I know. That is why it was n0obie4life-
Scorpio
Quote:
scorpio Apr 04, 2006
Quote:
Why did you move it here by the way mods?

And for god's sake please inform if you are moving my post..

I search in every forum to find out where it is.. Evil or Very Mad

Becasue the mods then moved it back to where it was Laughing


Thats because I PMed a mod to move it back..

Not because of my post.

Not even one mod looked at that for days
Blaster
n0obie4life April 14, 2006
Quote:
scorpio, only I can be retarded. You can't
Mr Smith
25th of April I think..

Anyway, why aren't there anything stupid quotes from me on here? I feel so sad I might go kick No0b in the groin again, and that isn't very pretty watching his eyes move cross-eyed...

Its funny for me though, but my toes stink quite bad the night of the kick. =/
Helios
Woot! I got quoted! I'm important! Very Happy

-_-
AftershockVibe
jaime wrote:
TOPIC: Masturbation [teenagers+ only]


As posted in the "hobbies and animals" forum!!

Laughing
The Philosopher Princess
Here’s one at which I laughed out loud:

horseatingweeds wrote:
<sarcasm>No, I don’t read posts here at frihost, I just skim through until I can find something I disagree with and splatter a two liner which repeats what was said nine posts earlier.</sarcasm>

And, yeah, that “jveezy, Mar 22, 2006” one above makes me Laughing every time I read it.
n0obie4life
scorpio, your quote spam was unneeded and uncalled for. You could have been sent a warning for that!
viperbattlefield
HAHAHAHAHAHA i was laughing so hard. this crap is effing hilarious. keep it up Wink Very Happy AWESOME STUFF.
ChrisCh
hahahaha that one about a virus and illegal activities on Frihost was hilarious! wat a douchebag!
James007
AftershockVibe wrote:
jaime wrote:
TOPIC: Masturbation [teenagers+ only]


As posted in the "hobbies and animals" forum!!

Laughing

I didn't know another category for that topic... Embarassed
oneightwo
Blaster wrote:
RPG Villager April 14, 2006
Quote:
I had an idea that if people get eanough Frih$ thaey should be able to request more stuff for their hosting (like more disk space or something like that). i dont know if you can do this but this idea just pooped into my head.

I liked this because of what the title said.

ideas poop into my head all the time... Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Laughing
heady233
Quote:
RPG Villager April 14, 2006
Quote:
I had an idea that if people get eanough Frih$ thaey should be able to request more stuff for their hosting (like more disk space or something like that). i dont know if you can do this but this idea just pooped into my head.

I liked this because of what the title said.
They said pooped into my head.
nurga
These are all good! :D
sour_lemon_1k
Here, I'll post up a quote:
Marston wrote:
Holy underage drinking, batman!



Laughing
izcool
Man, now I **know** I've been here long enough for me to recognize some of the quotes listed on here, and in threads I've participated in. There's not many things that would be considered as quotes to remember from me personally, but I do have a little bit of a sense of humor now and again. Smile

- Mike.
photon
haha nice collection. i didnt know we had such funny ppl here Wink
eliasr
haha, they are good, coem with some more...

why could he not wait 2 minutes?

because his meal was getting cold Razz hehe
frozenhead
Haha! Laughing .. quite funny indeed. Maybe, are mods here should stick this topic.

_ Wink
frozenhead
But wait. Yeah, forget what ive suggested!? Argh!.. What am I thinking?...

Hehe, well, just keep it up! Rolling Eyes
bessy
Hey think thts an great idea to do so, i do have some collection wid me as well. Smile
mathiaus
Just removed a bunch of spam.

This topic is for quotes by made by Frihost members on this board. Anything else is spam Twisted Evil
Blaster
Mathiaus April 23, 2006
mathiaus wrote:
Just removed a bunch of spam.

This topic is for quotes by made by Frihost members on this board. Anything else is spam Twisted Evil




mathiaus: Changed my name, why can no-one spell it right?
indianinworld
even i didn't know that we had such funny people in our community.... Wink
Blaster
Wumingsden Apr 28, 2006

Quote:
the intergration with the ads is also really good


When wuming says it it is the funniest thing ever. Very Happy
Scorpio
indianinworld wrote:
even i didn't know that we had such funny people in our community.... Wink


Now you Do Wink
Daniel15
I recently saw this:

{name here}, Apr 29 2006
Quote:
This is not what he said, but I believe that is what he said.


Razz
nauy sirhc123
I sort of like these quotes. Maybe i can use 1 for my siggy...
Daniel15
nauy sirhc123 wrote:
I sort of like these quotes. Maybe i can use 1 for my siggy...

Yeah... I would do that, but my signature is already big enough Wink
dwcnps
dwcnps wrote

Quote:
I'm in. Need to get as many frih$ as possible. My Numbers are 2 and 5.


I was a little dumb then Embarassed Laughing .

dwcnps wrote

Quote:
Some people do that by putting a million ads on their website Rolling Eyes


I said that when bondings mentioned "The Million Dollar homepage"

and what a coincidence, almost all of it was ads, pixels of ads.
tonk
"Que se mueran los guapos"
Changoleón.
dwcnps
tonk wrote:
"Que se mueran los guapos"
Changoleón.

Did he (or she) Just Say
“That dies the lady's men” Changoleón.
Scorpio
"The best game", No more topics on those!

n0obie4life wrote:
Its pointless.

Its called SPAM.

You see, the "best game" on the planet Earth (unless your telling me Mars makes games) is actually based on YOUR PERSONAL opninion.

I could tell you that, the best game i ever played is Neopets. But, that might not be someone elses favourite / best game.

I hope you get my point


anjodamorte wrote:
lineage2


S3nd K3ys wrote:
OMFG!!


Dont ask me why that was funny or memorable.
But I just could not stop admiring the wondrous stupidity here. Of the 2nd post
marques1975
"Un homme qui sait quatre langues vaut quatre hommes"
Mme de Stael.


Edit by wumingsden: translation - A man who knows four languages is worth four men
wumingsden
dwcnps wrote:
tonk wrote:
"Que se mueran los guapos"
Changoleón.

Did he (or she) Just Say
“That dies the lady's men” Changoleón.


Yes, I think that they did
Blaster
dwcnps wrote:
tonk wrote:
"Que se mueran los guapos"
Changoleón.

Did he (or she) Just Say
“That dies the lady's men” Changoleón.


Its actually saying something about a cute boy.... translaters dont' always work.

And please people post in the language forums. I can't stand translating. If you do know english at least translate it for us.
rightclickscott
I never get quoted, even though I make huge posts. Unlike this one. *sniffle*
Blaster
rightclickscott wrote:
I never get quoted, even though I make huge posts. Unlike this one. *sniffle*

Now you did. I nominate this one because it is just funny Razz
dwcnps
dwcnps wrote

Quote:
I think you're too good I don't have a chance Crying or Very sad .


they were good (as in the your fired things) go and read them
Daniel15
Another funny quote:
01000101, May 27, 2006
Quote:
Micro$oft ? hmm.. sounds like a toilet paper?

Very Happy
frozenhead
Maybe I can add one.

Thu Jan 26, 2006

Vrythramax wrote:
Love is not dead....but chivalry is terribly bruised.


Well, I find it funny though. I really like this quote. Laughing
Marston
sour_lemon_1k wrote:
Here, I'll post up a quote:
Marston wrote:
Holy underage drinking, batman!



Laughing
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Awesome, someone quoted me.

I've said many funny things, but they're just not funny on forums.

They're more funny in real life. I think someone should write a novel about all of my wonderous posts on this forum. Pretty much everything I post is sarcastic and rhetorical.

It's great.
tidruG
I found this one very funny:
You'll probably find it more amusing if you read it in its original context:
http://www.frihost.com/forums/vp-198020.html#198020
carl005 wrote:
Whenever iI see a **** I think of Italy. My friends and I were touring the village where St. Francis of Assisi is found. The tour guide pointed to a castle way up on a hill and said, if you want a challenge, go there. So my friend and I tried. We went waht seemed the right way, bt we ended up by some sketchy looking sign that looked an awful lot like it mean "Private Property", which it did, but we couldn't read Italian (my friend could do spanish and I could do French though). We walked until we came across a house way up in the hills with a caged **** and some other loose birds that kept on cawing at us and what not. We made a hastey retreat back down and decided to give up on trying to get to the castle Sad.

edit:
apperently P E A C O C K is censored. I am not trying to be dirty. Just trying to let th reader know.
selim06
When I read i laughed really and wanted to share with you:
May 14 2006 in Suggestion Forum
n0obie4life wrote:
Bondings wrote:
This might be a good idea indeed.


omigosh, spam.

As moderator of Frihost, I kindly request that you, Bondings, read the Forum Rules before posting.

Thank you Rolling Eyes.
Scorpio
selim06 wrote:
When I read i laughed really and wanted to share with you:
May 14 2006 in Suggestion Forum
n0obie4life wrote:
Bondings wrote:
This might be a good idea indeed.


omigosh, spam.

As moderator of Frihost, I kindly request that you, Bondings, read the Forum Rules before posting.

Thank you Rolling Eyes.


You must have seen noobs post after retirement, they are far more direct and annihilating everybody around especially the mods and toonzine
tidruG
scorpio wrote:
You must have seen noobs post after retirement, they are far more direct and annihilating everybody around especially the mods and toonzine

Some of them are irrelevant, biased and half-truths as well.
Also, targetting/flaming one member is irritating, irrespective of how irritating that member is. Let the staff do their jobs. Wink
Animal
This one's maybe not my favourite, but it's most relevant...

mathiaus wrote:
Just removed a bunch of spam.

This topic is for quotes by made by Frihost members on this board. Anything else is spam Twisted Evil


I've just had to clean this thread up again and remove all the non-Frihoster's quotes. Rolling Eyes

Maybe people will eventually start to get the idea...
S3nd K3ys
Quite possibly the funniest and most un-likely to happen quote to date...

Animal wrote:

Maybe people will eventually start to get the idea...
Roald
On June 24 2006 ninjakannon wrote:
Quote:
If We r the SYC did not intend to use the character formation "ehere", but in fact made a spelling mistake or typing error, then I claim full rights over this new word because I like it. I furthermore claim no responsibility for twisting We r the SYC's words
As an answer to:
We r the SYC wrote:
WTF!, Roald do you even know ehere you are?????
alalex
Stopping other from seeing your images:
I just laughed so much with this... all this people talking about watermarks and applet stuff... Very Happy Smile Very Happy

by aningbo
Quote:
Hey if u really wanna prevent others, save the image in a floppy, CD or USB drive, wrap in a plastic bag, dug up some soil and hide it there. Nobody gets to steal it Twisted Evil
shizoo
i really like your quote alot. I guess it's not yours but thanks for gathering it. One of my fav. quote is:


If A Theif Kiss You, Count Your Teeth


Its old but memorable. Because my grandfather said it to me.
Daniel15
shizoo, this topic is only for quotes by FriHost members on this forum (not for quotes in general)
mrmugger
It isn't the big tasks but the small trivial things we do each day that make a real difference to people's lives.
HoboPelican
Not a funny quote, but I think it is by far the most worthwhile quote Ive seen by a Frihoster.

In a topic entitled "What is beauty?", this showed up.
Shewolf wrote:

Every time you smile, you are the world's most beautiful person.
baronblod2007
My favourite:

-Do ya feel lucky? Do ya!? Punkh!

Just never get tired of those westerns! Wink
Captain Fertile
AftershockVibe wrote:
jaime wrote:
TOPIC: Masturbation [teenagers+ only]


As posted in the "hobbies and animals" forum!!

Laughing


HA HA HA - oh that is magic, pure gold.

There are some great quotes on here. The funniest one being in the fist post when soomeone says nobody rolls around on the floor any more unless they are on fire - I really did LOL!
OutlawSpirit
haha funny posts!
Lessien
em
i don't know where the quote was originally posted but i loved it. found it in Personal Pictures Gallery / My photo gallery (warning: boring and big files).

frozenhead, Feb 02, 2006
Quote:

jazrt wrote:
Quote:

pigs are always good to have as personal pic.

theres just something nice about pigs. hmmm crackling ham on the bone. pork hmmm


Yeah, well I plan to have a pig as a PET soon, seriously. I feel strange that there's that connection in between. I mean, pigs have more of this "affection" than of dogs.
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