The New Teacher
George comes from school on the first of September.
"George, how did you like your new teacher?" asked his mother.
"I didn't like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and four were six too....."
Two Birds
Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?
Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.
Teacher: Please tell us.
Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.
Delicious！
A Hollywood producer was determined to give his mother a birthday gift that would be better than any his brothers weregiving her． He heard about an amazing bird which could talk in twelve languages and sing ten famous operas． He immediately bought the bird and sent it to his mother． It cost him $50，000．
The day after her birthday，he phoned his mother．"What did you think of the bird， Mother?" he asked eagerly．His mother replied，"Delcious!"
George comes from school on the first of September.
"George, how did you like your new teacher?" asked his mother.
"I didn't like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and four were six too....."
Two Birds
Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?
Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.
Teacher: Please tell us.
Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.
Delicious！
A Hollywood producer was determined to give his mother a birthday gift that would be better than any his brothers weregiving her． He heard about an amazing bird which could talk in twelve languages and sing ten famous operas． He immediately bought the bird and sent it to his mother． It cost him $50，000．
The day after her birthday，he phoned his mother．"What did you think of the bird， Mother?" he asked eagerly．His mother replied，"Delcious!"
