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Best South Park QUOTES





axellindner
Here are my top 5 of all time:

Mr. Garrison: How would you like to go see the school counselor?
Cartman: How would you like to suck my balls?
Mr. Garrison: What did you just say?!
Cartman: Oh, I'm sorry (Clears throat and pulls out megaphone), actually what I said was, "How would you like to suck my balls, Mr. Garrison?"


Jewish Kid: Is anyone else having problems concentrating on this? I just can't seem to concentrate.
Cartman: Maybe we should send you to a concentration camp.


Kyle: Wow! That's a lot of seamen, Cartman.
Cartman: Yeah, I bought all that I could at this bank, and then I got the rest from this guy Ralph in an alley.
Stan: That's cool.
Cartman: Yeah, and the sweet thing is, the stupid ****** didn't even charge me money for it. He just made me close my eyes and suck on a hose.


Cartman: Respect My Authority!


Cartman: I would never let a woman kick my ass. If she tried something, I'd be like, HEY! You get your bitch ass back in the kitchen and make me some pie!
xorcist
The best one of all
Cartman "Oh my GOD you killed Kenny"
alkady
Breaking My Balls.
Varun
i love the guy in the episode Spontaneous Combustion, who is on news,

TV Guy =>"We all know the cause of all this is Randy Marsh, that son-of-a-***** who calls himself a scitentst, we caught up with Mr. Marsg eariler and he had this to say."

Marsh => "I...I dont know what to say"

TV Guy => "What any A******, I hate that guy and so do you, now moving on to weather, its F****** hot, thankx to Randy Marsh, the Son-of-a-B****"
jyrevi
LOL, I love south park, but I like these quotes best:

"Respect my Authoritah!"
...and
"Oh my God, they killed Kenny"


....poor Kenny Razz
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