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These are actual instructions written on products..this just shows how brilliant humans are.
On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)
On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)
On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)
On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)(Whose body?)
On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)
On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)
On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm...something must have gotten lost in the translation...)
On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)
On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)
On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this...)
On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
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Hope you like iti have read this before. very funny and totaly true. but if they didn't put it on three people would try it.
i have one.
written on a Japanese food prosessor:
"Not to be used for the other use."
Now, i'm kinda curios about this, someone help me. What exactly would that other use be?
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written on a Japanese food prosessor:
"Not to be used for the other use."
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For a great and hilarious look at many other similiar instructions and other crazy products and translations, http://www.engrish.com is an excellent reference.But sometimes they have to put that stuff because people would do it, or try to sue them. Like when the lady spilled coffee on her and sued because it was hot. Not on there coffee it says Caution Hot on it.
or another idiotic one...
From a phone company:
Plug phone into cabel, if you have any questions call #
That's a good list,man
thanks for sharing
Yeah i seen em all.
Anyone read the Darwin Awards? Absolutley hilarious. Some people are so dumb they deserve to die, and have done the world a favour! For some reason 90% of them are American................................
www.darwinawards.com/darwin Nice collection. I haven't seen most of those before.
The truly sad thing is that those were actually written because of their need... The average intelligence of the human race seems to be going into extremes more and more. The more intelligent get far more creative and intelligent, and the lower end of the range seem to be morphing into goldfish....
lmao, loving the "do not turn upside down" one xD nice one 
I do! It's great
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On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only. |
I've actually seen this one in a shop somewhere. But i mean its hilarious what people will do! Some American found that Gasoline removed stubborn stains, so he filled his bathtub up with it and put his clothes in it and the smell of the vapour is starting to get on his nerves, so he goes to get his collection of inscence and scented candles...........
Needles to say he no longer had a pane of glass in any of his windows.
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But i mean its hilarious what people will do! Some American found that Gasoline removed stubborn stains, so he filled his bathtub up with it and put his clothes in it and the smell of the vapour is starting to get on his nerves, so he goes to get his collection of inscence and scented candles...........
Needles to say he no longer had a pane of glass in any of his windows. |
Is that actually true?!?!
If so, then he really needs to find some common sence somwhere in that tiny brain of his. I mean, really, how could he [or anyone] be so - I'll put this bluntly - STUPID 
so stupid he deserves to die?
