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Chuck Norris Facts
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
Chuck Norris' hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
Chuck Norris' hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
Chuck Norris is OK!
I prefer Bruce Lee, Jackie Chan, Sammo Hung. but Chucks OK!
Do you like Martial Arts Mathie?
I'm a great fan of Martial Arts!
I prefer Bruce Lee, Jackie Chan, Sammo Hung. but Chucks OK!
Do you like Martial Arts Mathie?
I'm a great fan of Martial Arts!
Oh yes... I like Martial Arts and Bruce Lee 
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The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. Once.
n0obie made a dynamic sig about this one time. Had some funny stuff on it. Jokes where funny. 
why was superman afraid to cross the street....... because chuck norris was at the other side
Why was the Mask affraid to wear his mask, because he saw the face of Chuck Norris in it!
Has anyone else some jokes about Chuck, or how about Bruce Lee!
Has anyone else some jokes about Chuck, or how about Bruce Lee!
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I thought I read in a book that Bruce Lee never beat Chuck in a tournament.
Or was it that Chuck beat Bruce in the only one there were in?
Either way Chuck was very poor when he started out and would drive to other states just to compete. Now that is REAL MA. It was also much more dangerous then I suppose.
Or was it that Chuck beat Bruce in the only one there were in?
Either way Chuck was very poor when he started out and would drive to other states just to compete. Now that is REAL MA. It was also much more dangerous then I suppose.
Bruce Lee never lost to anyone, he was the best there is! no one has or will be better than Bruce Lee! He was the master!
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Check the Bruce Lee Biography on my site! Tell me how you like it!
http://www.martialartsstudios.frih.net/Bruce%20Lee%20Biography.html
Check the Bruce Lee Biography on my site! Tell me how you like it!
Everynight when the Boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks the closet for Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris walks in a puddle, he doesn't get wet the puddle gets Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris walks in a puddle, he doesn't get wet the puddle gets Chuck Norris.
why the hell is everyone so obsessed with chuck norris these days??? everything that comes out of peoples mouth is "only chuck norris can do that" or something else..... i hear it too often at my school so... just wondering y everyone is obsessed with him
| [FuN]goku wrote: |
| why the hell is everyone so obsessed with chuck norris these days??? everything that comes out of peoples mouth is "only chuck norris can do that" or something else..... i hear it too often at my school so... just wondering y everyone is obsessed with him |
I am the same way. I have no idea why. It is just some weird thing. I here things like i am cooler i know who chuck norris is. People are too obessed with chuck norris.
who is chuck norris??
CHuck Norris rulezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
| rohan2kool wrote: |
| who is chuck norris?? |
Chuck Norris is a martial artist who is a master at Karate, but what ever Chuck Norris can do now Bruce Lee could do it better when he lived!
Old Chuck is a bit slow and not as smooth as Bruce was! Bruce Lee was so fast that the camera couldn't catch his kicks if he hadn't slowed them down!
Does anyone have some Norris Jokes still? Or has anyone some Bruce Lee jokes
What do you guys think about Jet Li?
What do you guys think about Jet Li?
Chuck Norris is the best!
Great gags!
Great gags!
Do you see the one where chuck reads has fav facts out?
Bruce Lee is the best ,Whong,your site is cool,Bruce Lee is come from china my country,i am so proud
and in my country ,wo call him Li Xiao Long
and in my country ,wo call him Li Xiao Long
A little kid's crying. Arnold Schwarzeneger saw him and ask:
-"What's happened young fellow?"
-"A man slapped me!"
-"Oh God, who was that, I'm gonna kick his ass!"
-"Chuck Norris was..."
-"Don't tease Chuck..."
-"What's happened young fellow?"
-"A man slapped me!"
-"Oh God, who was that, I'm gonna kick his ass!"
-"Chuck Norris was..."
-"Don't tease Chuck..."
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer.....too bad he never cries.
Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick everyone who voted "no" or "i don't know".
Has anyone here seen the vidoe where Chuck Norris himself READS alot of these facts and lists his favorites? Check out video.google.com its pretty cool.
| qtpie_32 wrote: |
| Has anyone here seen the vidoe where Chuck Norris himself READS alot of these facts and lists his favorites? Check out video.google.com its pretty cool. |
No I havn't but thx i will look at it now
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