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airplane joke, poll as well
a group of people are flying southwest airlines, but there is a problem. the plane is too heavy to land that the nearest airport and they don't have enough gas to find another airport that can support the weight. The flight attendent talks over the mic "we need to drop your luggage to see if we can reach the weight limit" everyone looks out the window and sees their luggage flying away. flight attendent talks once more "we are still not light enough to land, we need people to sacrafise their lives for the majority of the people."
No one stands up. flight attendent talks again. "ok then lets to this in alphabetical order then. Will the afican-americans please stand up?'' No one stands up. "ok will the black people please stand up?" no one stands up. "arright, will the colored people please stand up?" no one stands up. A little African Amereican girl talks to her mother. "mommy i thought we were african-americans." the mother replies. "Not today honey, today we are nigers, we come after the mexicans.
No one stands up. flight attendent talks again. "ok then lets to this in alphabetical order then. Will the afican-americans please stand up?'' No one stands up. "ok will the black people please stand up?" no one stands up. "arright, will the colored people please stand up?" no one stands up. A little African Amereican girl talks to her mother. "mommy i thought we were african-americans." the mother replies. "Not today honey, today we are nigers, we come after the mexicans.
