There are three gay guys in a bathtub. They are sitting around taking a bath and all of a sudden, a condom floats up from the water. They gay guys look at eachother and one of the gay guys says," Who farted?"
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A man in a hospital just finished a dangerous surgery and was recovering slowly. He was a bit groggy from all the anestesia (however its spelled) and still has his mask on and he couldn't talk clearly. All of a sudden a young nurse walks in the room and she starts cleaning his feet. The man starts to get up and tells the nurse in a mumbling voice, " are.. my.. test..icles...black?" The nurse then says," excuse me?!" The man says it again,"are.. my.. test..icles...black?" The nurse thinks for a moment. She pulls up the coat and starts checking his balls. She grabs them and fondles them for awhile and says, " These are perfectly good balls!" The man gets up slowly, pulls off his mask and says," That was nice, but let me ask you again. Are, my, TEST RESULTS BACK?"
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A man in a hospital just finished a dangerous surgery and was recovering slowly. He was a bit groggy from all the anestesia (however its spelled) and still has his mask on and he couldn't talk clearly. All of a sudden a young nurse walks in the room and she starts cleaning his feet. The man starts to get up and tells the nurse in a mumbling voice, " are.. my.. test..icles...black?" The nurse then says," excuse me?!" The man says it again,"are.. my.. test..icles...black?" The nurse thinks for a moment. She pulls up the coat and starts checking his balls. She grabs them and fondles them for awhile and says, " These are perfectly good balls!" The man gets up slowly, pulls off his mask and says," That was nice, but let me ask you again. Are, my, TEST RESULTS BACK?"
