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John and his soccer cats

 


romaop
John is known for doing a lot of bad things at school. One day he told the teacher that 4 cats were born and that all of them were from Liverpool F C. He told the teacher that his cats were born with their eyes closed.
The teacher, a Liverpool FC fan went to Anfield Road to talk to the president of the club. The next day, John had a special guest at school, the president of Liverpool FC.
Teacher: Go ahead John, tell the president about the cats.
John: Well, I have 4 cats and 2 are from Liverpool FC.
Teacher: But you told me yesterday that all 4 were from Liverpool FC.
John: Well, two of them just opened their eyes.
Blaster
I don't get it...
NuniPio
Blaster wrote:
I don't get it...

liverpool fc players have their eyes closed when they play
JattenJager
I know absolutely nothing about english soccer or soccer in general... So I guess it would make sense why I don't get it.
romaop
Just read this if you didn't understand the joke:

Liverpool FC is a great team and club but lately has had bad results. So why not make a joke about Liverpool FC. The idea is to say that if you open your eyes you won't be a Liverpool fun, and also to exploit the idea that John's always doing things to provoke his teacher.
Hope that helps.
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