Does anyone else like randomly Quoting shows & movies?

bladesage · Last edited by bladesage on Mon Mar 13, 2006 2:37 am; edited 1 time in total

Does anyone else love to randomly quote TV shows and movies? I do it all the time! I sometimes drive my friends absolutely nuts! If so, please do so here, and specify what show/movie it is.

I'll start it off:

bladesage

Quote:

[Spaceballs]

Colonel Sanders: "Prepare ship for light speed!"

Dark Helmet: "No no. Light speed is too slow!"

Colonel Sanders: "Light speed too slow?"

Dark Helmet: "Yes. We're gonna have to go right to Ludicrous Speed!"

All: "[Gasp!]"

Colonel Sanders: "Ludicrous Speed? Sir, we've never gone that fast before. I don't know if the ship could take it!"

Dark Helmet: "What's the matter Colonel Sanders, chicken?"

Colonel Sanders: "[high, shaky voice] Prepare ship... [normal voice] Prepare ship for Ludicrous Speed. Fasten all seatbelts, seal all entrances and exits, close all shops in the mall, cancel the three-ring circus, secure all animals in the zoo-"

Dark Helmet: "Give me that, you petty excuse for an officer. Now here this, Ludicrous Speed-"

Colonel Sanders: "Sir, you better buckle up!"

Dark Helmet: "Aww, buckle this! Ludicrous speed, go!"

[Everyone's buckled but Dark Helmet]

Dark Helmet: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! What've I done? My brains, are going into my feet!"

[In Lonestar's ship, when the Spaceball I flies by the window]

Barf: "What the [H] was that?"

Lonestar: "Spaceball I"

Barf: "They've gone to plaid!"

[Back in the Spaceball I]

Dark Helmet: "We've passed them, stop this thing!"

Colonel Sanders: "We can't stop, it's too dangerous! We've got to slow down first!"

Dark Helmet: "[BS], stop this thing, I order you! STOP!!!!!!!"

[Colonel Sanders toggles lever labeled: "EMERGENCY STOP
NEVER USE"]

[Dark Helmet flies across control room screaming, crashes through control console]

Colonel Sanders: "Are you alright, sir?"

[Dark Helmet is pulled out from console, with massively dented helmet]

Dark Helmet: "[Dazed, looking around room] Fine. How've you been?"

Colonel Sanders: "Fine, sir."

Dark Helmet: "Good."

Colonel Sanders: "It's a good thing you were wearing that helmet, sir!"

Dark Helmet: "Yeah."

Colonel Sanders: "What should we do now, sir?"

Dark Helmet: "Well, are we stopped?"

Colonel Sanders: "We're stopped, sir."

Dark Helmet: "Well, how's about a five-minute break?"

Colonel Sanders: "Very good, sir."

Dark Helmet: "[still dazed] Smoke if you got 'em."

[Dark Helmet falls to the floor]

ylmun

Ummmmmm,

Your last post wasn't really quoting a movie as much as typing out the whole scene to a movie. When you quote, shouldn't it be restricted to only two or three lines? Otherwise, I can see why you're driving your friends nuts.

Ms.Pseudo

bladesage

ylmun

tidruG

Please note there is a difference between using the "Code" tag and the "Quote" tag. While quoting, please use the quote tags (that's what they're for.

parentaladvisory

"so i took his wepon...both of em" sin city! greatest movie of all time, cant wat till the next on comes out Cool

bladesage

Here's a quote from Dr. Evil in Austin Powers: Goldmember

xkarenflowerx

ah, i would quote them if i could but i can't remember any Razz

the most i can do is quoting the presenters' catchphrases from quizmania, or just something random they said.

like:

jamura

Most of my discussions end up with either a Simpsons quote or a Seinfeld quote. My fave Seinfeld one?

Jerry: "But you yada yada'd over the best part!"
Elain: "No, I mentioned the bisque."
(from the Yadda Yadda episode)

Makes me howl every time.