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Does anyone else like randomly Quoting shows & movies?





bladesage

Does anyone else love to randomly quote TV shows and movies? I do it all the time! I sometimes drive my friends absolutely nuts! If so, please do so here, and specify what show/movie it is.


I'll start it off:
Quote:

[Spaceballs]

Dark Helmet: Yogurt! I hate Yogurt! Even with strawberries..."


I love many shows. Please don't judge others' preferences here, as we just look for good humor, not neccesarily good taste. If you do judge, please keep it to yourself.

We will gladly take any quotes from any show, but please try to keep it mostly appropriate, and obey all of Frihost's rules.

I can't wait to hear them!
bladesage

Quote:

[Spaceballs]

Colonel Sanders: "Prepare ship for light speed!"

Dark Helmet: "No no. Light speed is too slow!"

Colonel Sanders: "Light speed too slow?"

Dark Helmet: "Yes. We're gonna have to go right to Ludicrous Speed!"

All: "[Gasp!]"

Colonel Sanders: "Ludicrous Speed? Sir, we've never gone that fast before. I don't know if the ship could take it!"

Dark Helmet: "What's the matter Colonel Sanders, chicken?"

Colonel Sanders: "[high, shaky voice] Prepare ship... [normal voice] Prepare ship for Ludicrous Speed. Fasten all seatbelts, seal all entrances and exits, close all shops in the mall, cancel the three-ring circus, secure all animals in the zoo-"

Dark Helmet: "Give me that, you petty excuse for an officer. Now here this, Ludicrous Speed-"

Colonel Sanders: "Sir, you better buckle up!"

Dark Helmet: "Aww, buckle this! Ludicrous speed, go!"

[Everyone's buckled but Dark Helmet]

Dark Helmet: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! What've I done? My brains, are going into my feet!"

[In Lonestar's ship, when the Spaceball I flies by the window]

Barf: "What the [H] was that?"

Lonestar: "Spaceball I"

Barf: "They've gone to plaid!"

[Back in the Spaceball I]

Dark Helmet: "We've passed them, stop this thing!"

Colonel Sanders: "We can't stop, it's too dangerous! We've got to slow down first!"

Dark Helmet: "[BS], stop this thing, I order you! STOP!!!!!!!"

[Colonel Sanders toggles lever labeled: "EMERGENCY STOP
NEVER USE"]

[Dark Helmet flies across control room screaming, crashes through control console]

Colonel Sanders: "Are you alright, sir?"

[Dark Helmet is pulled out from console, with massively dented helmet]

Dark Helmet: "[Dazed, looking around room] Fine. How've you been?"

Colonel Sanders: "Fine, sir."

Dark Helmet: "Good."

Colonel Sanders: "It's a good thing you were wearing that helmet, sir!"

Dark Helmet: "Yeah."

Colonel Sanders: "What should we do now, sir?"

Dark Helmet: "Well, are we stopped?"

Colonel Sanders: "We're stopped, sir."

Dark Helmet: "Well, how's about a five-minute break?"

Colonel Sanders: "Very good, sir."

Dark Helmet: "[still dazed] Smoke if you got 'em."

[Dark Helmet falls to the floor]

ylmun
Ummmmmm,

Your last post wasn't really quoting a movie as much as typing out the whole scene to a movie. When you quote, shouldn't it be restricted to only two or three lines? Otherwise, I can see why you're driving your friends nuts.

Quote:
Fry - I didn't think I would escape, but I pulled it out.
Bender - Just like in the movie theater! Woo!


If you have to ask what show that's from, don't bother.
Ms.Pseudo
Quote:
We thought you was a toad!

Delmar O'Donnell in O Brother, Where Art Thou?
bladesage
ylmun wrote:
Ummmmmm,

Your last post wasn't really quoting a movie as much as typing out the whole scene to a movie. When you quote, shouldn't it be restricted to only two or three lines? Otherwise, I can see why you're driving your friends nuts.

Quote:
Fry - I didn't think I would escape, but I pulled it out.
Bender - Just like in the movie theater! Woo!


If you have to ask what show that's from, don't bother.


Great scene, wasn't it?
ylmun
bladesage wrote:
Great scene, wasn't it?


Yes, yes. It was a great scene....FOR ME TO POOP ON! - Triumph, the wonder dog
tidruG
Please note there is a difference between using the "Code" tag and the "Quote" tag. While quoting, please use the quote tags (that's what they're for.
parentaladvisory
"so i took his wepon...both of em" sin city! greatest movie of all time, cant wat till the next on comes out Cool
bladesage
Here's a quote from Dr. Evil in Austin Powers: Goldmember

Quote:

Dr. Evil: "I call our latest plan 'Preparation H'."

Scott: "[snickers] Why don't you just call it 'Operation [A] Cream', [A]?"

Dr. Evil: "[after brief silence] Yes, I think that on the whole, Preparation H feels very good."

Scott: "Yes, I agree. Preparation H does feel good, on the hole."


If you can't tell, I put vulgar words inside "[]", avoiding actually typing the bad language, as it is against the rules, but mostly I just don't like vulgarity.
xkarenflowerx
ah, i would quote them if i could but i can't remember any Razz

the most i can do is quoting the presenters' catchphrases from quizmania, or just something random they said.

like:
Quote:
today is national tie day on the island of wadge!


^ that was said by chuck, because he was wearing a tie that day. Wink
jamura
Most of my discussions end up with either a Simpsons quote or a Seinfeld quote. My fave Seinfeld one?

Jerry: "But you yada yada'd over the best part!"
Elain: "No, I mentioned the bisque."
(from the Yadda Yadda episode)

Makes me howl every time.
Omega-hotelomega
" do you mind not f*rting while i'm saving the world ? - Dr WHo
deanhills
"DO NOT go in there ..... Phew ...." Ace Ventura (after his battle with a shark and upon exiting the "Gents")
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