there was a single man whose neighbor was a beautiful, but married, woman. one day he couldn't resist it but go to her house.
he told her husband, 'if you let me kiss your wife's breats just one time, i'll give you a thousand dollars!'
after considering it, the husband agreed. so the wife took off her shirt, and the man buried his head in it. for about twenty minutes, he brushed his face in her chest and evrything, but he won't kiss it. impatient, the husband roared, 'why won't you just kiss them?'
and the man replied, 'i can't. i don't have a thousand dollars.'
he told her husband, 'if you let me kiss your wife's breats just one time, i'll give you a thousand dollars!'
after considering it, the husband agreed. so the wife took off her shirt, and the man buried his head in it. for about twenty minutes, he brushed his face in her chest and evrything, but he won't kiss it. impatient, the husband roared, 'why won't you just kiss them?'
and the man replied, 'i can't. i don't have a thousand dollars.'
