A man walking through the street read a big announce in a door:
"BeastMen's Club - Come and join!"
Without a doubt he passed the door and found a recepcionist:
(man): What should i need to be part of this club?
(recep): You need to solve the Three Rooms contest to verify you are enough beast.
(man): oh, what do i need to do in those rooms?
(recep): In the Room 1 there is a 5 libs bottle of wine, you must to drink all the wine without stop till the end.
In the Room 2 there is a lion, you must to kiss him in the mouth.
In the Room 3 there is a 95 years old woman, you must to make love with her for 1 hour.
[color=brown](man): Oh cool, that's easy, there I go!
The man goes into the Room 1 and started to drink and drink and drink till he finished the big bottle, and he went out of Room 1:
(man): oK :hic:, wine is :hic: drunk continued :hic:, where is the room :hic:...? oh :hic: i see where :hic:
The man goes into the Room 2, with the lion, and the recepcionist started to heared:
GRrooaAarR aaHhH ggRRrR aAarRggH (15 mins) grrRaaaoOoorr ooOOuuGGH (30 mins) GGGrrOOOrrr AAaaGGHH...
After 1 hour, the man went outta rrom with all hairs messed and his clothes smashed, and said:
Okie done!! (arf arf), now where :hic: is that old :hic: woman to :hic: give her the kiss??:hic:
own joke, i told to my friends this last weekend drinkin' some beers
sorry for my bad english, in spanish sounds better
"BeastMen's Club - Come and join!"
Without a doubt he passed the door and found a recepcionist:
(man): What should i need to be part of this club?
(recep): You need to solve the Three Rooms contest to verify you are enough beast.
(man): oh, what do i need to do in those rooms?
(recep): In the Room 1 there is a 5 libs bottle of wine, you must to drink all the wine without stop till the end.
In the Room 2 there is a lion, you must to kiss him in the mouth.
In the Room 3 there is a 95 years old woman, you must to make love with her for 1 hour.
[color=brown](man): Oh cool, that's easy, there I go!
The man goes into the Room 1 and started to drink and drink and drink till he finished the big bottle, and he went out of Room 1:
(man): oK :hic:, wine is :hic: drunk continued :hic:, where is the room :hic:...? oh :hic: i see where :hic:
The man goes into the Room 2, with the lion, and the recepcionist started to heared:
GRrooaAarR aaHhH ggRRrR aAarRggH (15 mins) grrRaaaoOoorr ooOOuuGGH (30 mins) GGGrrOOOrrr AAaaGGHH...
After 1 hour, the man went outta rrom with all hairs messed and his clothes smashed, and said:
Okie done!! (arf arf), now where :hic: is that old :hic: woman to :hic: give her the kiss??:hic:
own joke, i told to my friends this last weekend drinkin' some beers
sorry for my bad english, in spanish sounds better
