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Q: What does a blonde owl say?
A: What, what?
Q: Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A: So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.
Q: Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?
A: Because on the box it said From 2-4 years
Q: Why are dumb blonde jokes so short?
A: So brunettes can remember them.
Q: When is it legal to shoot a blonde in the head?
A: When you have a tire pump to reinflate it!
Q: A blonde is walking down the street with a pig under her arm. She passes a person who asks "Where did you get that?"
A: The pig says, "I won her in a raffle!"
A: What, what?
Q: Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A: So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.
Q: Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?
A: Because on the box it said From 2-4 years
Q: Why are dumb blonde jokes so short?
A: So brunettes can remember them.
Q: When is it legal to shoot a blonde in the head?
A: When you have a tire pump to reinflate it!
Q: A blonde is walking down the street with a pig under her arm. She passes a person who asks "Where did you get that?"
A: The pig says, "I won her in a raffle!"
