"Ron I know it sounds harsh but god does not want her to live"
hey everyone post your most memorable anchorman quotes.
I might be wrong, but isn't dignity the name of an old old wooden ship used during the civil war era?
I love lamp
I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Here it goes down. Down into my belly. Hmmm
"...Milk was a bad choice."
' i don't know if you overheard me, i did over a thousand' << hilarious.
When i went to see anchorman at the movies, me and my friend were laughing our heads off at the scene where jack black kicks the dog off the bridge, we couldn't stop laughing, pity no-one else in the cinema found it funny!
My favorites:
Ron Burgundy: Sweet Lincoln's mullet!
Frank Vitchard: [after having his other arm ripped off by a bear]
[shouts]
Frank Vitchard: This is getting to be ri-god-damn-diculous!
Angry Biker: What do you love?
Ron Burgundy: I love poetry, and a glass of scotch, and, of course, my friend Baxter here.
Angry Biker: Well, now, guess what, this is happening.
[grabs Baxter]
Ron Burgundy: Excuse me... excuse me... what are you doing?
[biker punts Baxter over bridge]
Angry Biker: That's how I roll!
Ron Burgundy: I'm in a glass case of emotion!
Ron Burgundy: You stay classy, San Diego. I'm Ron Burgundy?
Ed Harken: Dammit! Who typed a question mark on the Teleprompter?
Ron Burgundy: [Ron's dog barks at him] You know I don't speak Spanish.
Bartender: You know, times are changing. Ladies can do stuff now and you're going to learn how to deal with it.
Ron Burgundy: What? Were you saying something? Look, I don't speak Spanish.
Brian Fantana: Don't get me wrong, I love the ladies. I mean they rev my engines, but they don't belong in the newsroom!
Champ Kind: It is anchorMAN, not anchorLADY! And that is a scientific fact.
Brick Tamland: I don't know what we're yelling about!
Brian Fantana: You're with us, Ron, what do you think?
Ron Burgundy: She... Sh... It's terrible! She has beautiful eyes, and her hair smells like cinnamon!
Brick Tamland: LOUD NOISES!
My friends and I have fun insulting each other with Ron Burgundy quotes, such as "Go back to your home on ****** island", or "you look like a blueberry".
"Afternoon Delight"
Ron: Did you throw a trident?
Brick: Yeah. There were horses and a man on fire and I killed a guy with a trident.
Ron: I've been meaning to talk to you about that.Find yourself a safe house or a relative close by. Lay low for a while, because you're probably wanted for murder.
And then it is never mentioned again for the rest of the film... hilarious!
I don't normally do this, but I felt compelled to tell you something. You have an absolutely breath-taking... heiney. I mean, that thing's good. I wanna be friends with it.