Teacher: I told you to write the poem 10 times to improve your handwriting and you did it 7 times ??
Boy: counting isn't good either.
Boy: counting isn't good either.
My 1st Joke here
lol that's a good excuse
Short and funny. If you are a teacher, do you wish to meet such kind of students? It depends on how strong your spirit is. It can be fun and also can be horrible dream.
Battle of the Engineers
Three engineers were in the bathroom standing at the urinals. The first engineer finished and walked over to the sink to wash his hands. He then proceeded to dry his hands very carefully. He used paper towel after paper towel and ensured that every single spot of water on his hands was dried. Turning to the other two engineers, he said, "At Hewlett Packard, we are trained to be extremely thorough."
The second engineer finished his task at the urinal and he proceeded to wash his hands. He used a single paper towel and made sure that he dried his hands using every available portion of the paper towel. He turned and said, "At Lockheed-Martin, not only are we trained to be extremely thorough, but we are also trained to be extremely efficient."
The third engineer finished and walked straight for the door, shouting over his shoulder, "At Apple Computer, Inc. we don't pee on our hands."
Three engineers were in the bathroom standing at the urinals. The first engineer finished and walked over to the sink to wash his hands. He then proceeded to dry his hands very carefully. He used paper towel after paper towel and ensured that every single spot of water on his hands was dried. Turning to the other two engineers, he said, "At Hewlett Packard, we are trained to be extremely thorough."
The second engineer finished his task at the urinal and he proceeded to wash his hands. He used a single paper towel and made sure that he dried his hands using every available portion of the paper towel. He turned and said, "At Lockheed-Martin, not only are we trained to be extremely thorough, but we are also trained to be extremely efficient."
The third engineer finished and walked straight for the door, shouting over his shoulder, "At Apple Computer, Inc. we don't pee on our hands."
lol I wonder what would a Microsoft engineer say !
may be " we don't pee at all "
may be " we don't pee at all "
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yehr, thats really good, I think I will tell it my friends ^-^, nice work^^
yehr, thats really good, I think I will tell it my friends ^-^, nice work^^
lol thats preety funny ive heard better ones but that ones not bad.lol I'm glad I've never had to write something 10 times.
Short and funny
I guess that's why when I was at school teachers didn't ask more than 5 copies of words.
I guess that's why when I was at school teachers didn't ask more than 5 copies of words.
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