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blond guy joke

 


flashmoto
There were three workers working together in an engineering firm. The first worker goes to work everyday and is always complaining.

Here is how the conversation between the three goes:
Worker One: " I hate this job. I don't even know why I work here. My wife always makes me this turkey sandwich. If i come to work tomorrow with a turkey sandwich, i'm going to jump off this building and kill my self. You two can be proof. "

Worker two: "I also hate my job. I don't know why i work here. I always get this chicken sandwich for work. If i get a chicken sandwich tomorrow, i'll jump off the buliding too. You two can be my proof."

Worker three: "I also hate my job. I don't know why i work here either. I always get this hotdog for work. If i get a hotdog tomorrow, i'll jump off the buliding too. I don't see a point of living and life if there's only hotdogs. You two can be my proof."

The next day comes:
Worker one: " I hate this job. I don't even know why I work here. My wife always makes me this turkey sandwich. I got a turkey sandwich i'm going to jump off this building and kill my self. You two can be proof. "

:worker one jumps off the buliding and kills him self:

Worker two: "I also hate my job. I don't know why i work here either. I always get this chicken sandwich for work. I got a chicken sandwich and i'm jumping off the buliding too. You two can be my proof."

:worker two jumps off the buliding and kills him self:

Worker three: "Nooo... not another hotdog. I'm killing my self"

:Worker three jumps off the buliding and kills him self:

At the funeral:

Wife of worker one: " I didn't know that he would kill him self because of the food. I would've made him something else."

Wife of worker two: "I didn't know that he would kill him self because of the food. I would've made him something else too."

Wife of worker three: "I don't know if you guys noticed of not but my husband was a blond.......He made his own lunch."

Laughing
Blaster
That was a good one. I didn't expect that ending.
flashmoto
I kinda messed it up. I was supposed to say that the guy was blond in the starting but i guess, in the end, i just had to fit it in somewhere. Very Happy

glad you liked it Smile
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