There were three workers working together in an engineering firm. The first worker goes to work everyday and is always complaining.
Here is how the conversation between the three goes:
Worker One: " I hate this job. I don't even know why I work here. My wife always makes me this turkey sandwich. If i come to work tomorrow with a turkey sandwich, i'm going to jump off this building and kill my self. You two can be proof. "
Worker two: "I also hate my job. I don't know why i work here. I always get this chicken sandwich for work. If i get a chicken sandwich tomorrow, i'll jump off the buliding too. You two can be my proof."
Worker three: "I also hate my job. I don't know why i work here either. I always get this hotdog for work. If i get a hotdog tomorrow, i'll jump off the buliding too. I don't see a point of living and life if there's only hotdogs. You two can be my proof."
The next day comes:
Worker one: " I hate this job. I don't even know why I work here. My wife always makes me this turkey sandwich. I got a turkey sandwich i'm going to jump off this building and kill my self. You two can be proof. "
:worker one jumps off the buliding and kills him self:
Worker two: "I also hate my job. I don't know why i work here either. I always get this chicken sandwich for work. I got a chicken sandwich and i'm jumping off the buliding too. You two can be my proof."
:worker two jumps off the buliding and kills him self:
Worker three: "Nooo... not another hotdog. I'm killing my self"
:Worker three jumps off the buliding and kills him self:
At the funeral:
Wife of worker one: " I didn't know that he would kill him self because of the food. I would've made him something else."
Wife of worker two: "I didn't know that he would kill him self because of the food. I would've made him something else too."
Wife of worker three: "I don't know if you guys noticed of not but my husband was a blond.......He made his own lunch."

Here is how the conversation between the three goes:
Worker One: " I hate this job. I don't even know why I work here. My wife always makes me this turkey sandwich. If i come to work tomorrow with a turkey sandwich, i'm going to jump off this building and kill my self. You two can be proof. "
Worker two: "I also hate my job. I don't know why i work here. I always get this chicken sandwich for work. If i get a chicken sandwich tomorrow, i'll jump off the buliding too. You two can be my proof."
Worker three: "I also hate my job. I don't know why i work here either. I always get this hotdog for work. If i get a hotdog tomorrow, i'll jump off the buliding too. I don't see a point of living and life if there's only hotdogs. You two can be my proof."
The next day comes:
Worker one: " I hate this job. I don't even know why I work here. My wife always makes me this turkey sandwich. I got a turkey sandwich i'm going to jump off this building and kill my self. You two can be proof. "
:worker one jumps off the buliding and kills him self:
Worker two: "I also hate my job. I don't know why i work here either. I always get this chicken sandwich for work. I got a chicken sandwich and i'm jumping off the buliding too. You two can be my proof."
:worker two jumps off the buliding and kills him self:
Worker three: "Nooo... not another hotdog. I'm killing my self"
:Worker three jumps off the buliding and kills him self:
At the funeral:
Wife of worker one: " I didn't know that he would kill him self because of the food. I would've made him something else."
Wife of worker two: "I didn't know that he would kill him self because of the food. I would've made him something else too."
Wife of worker three: "I don't know if you guys noticed of not but my husband was a blond.......He made his own lunch."
