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Gorilla golfer
There were two men who played golf together frequently. One was several
strokes better than the other. The lesser player was very proud, and never
wanted to take any strokes to even up the game.
One Saturday morning, he shows up with a gorilla at the first tee. He says
to his friend, "I've been trying to beat you for so long that I'm about
ready to give up. But, I heard about this golfing gorilla, and I was
wondering if it would be alright if he plays for me today. In fact if
you're game, I'd like to try to get back all the money I've lost to you
this year. I figure comes to about a thousand bucks. Are you willing?"
The other guy thought about it for a minute, and then decided to play the
gorilla. "After all, how good could a gorilla be at golf?" he thought.
Well, the first hole was a straightaway par 4 of 450 yards. The guy hits a
beautiful tee shot, 275 yards down the middle, leaving himself a 6 iron to
the green. The gorilla takes a few powerful practice swings and then laces
the ball 450 yards, right at the pin, stopping about 6 inches away from
the hole.
The guy turns to his friend and says "That's incredible, I would have
never believed it if I hadn't seen it with my own eyes. But, you know
what, I've seen enough. I've got no interest in being totally humiliated
by this gorilla golfing machine. You send this frigging gorilla back to
where he comes from. I need a drink; better make it a double, and I'll
write you a check."
After handing over the check, and well into his second double the guy
asks, "By the way, how's that gorilla's putting?"
The other guy replies, "Same as his driving."
"That good, huh?"
"No, I mean, he hits putts the same way - 450 yards, right down the
middle!"
There were two men who played golf together frequently. One was several
strokes better than the other. The lesser player was very proud, and never
wanted to take any strokes to even up the game.
One Saturday morning, he shows up with a gorilla at the first tee. He says
to his friend, "I've been trying to beat you for so long that I'm about
ready to give up. But, I heard about this golfing gorilla, and I was
wondering if it would be alright if he plays for me today. In fact if
you're game, I'd like to try to get back all the money I've lost to you
this year. I figure comes to about a thousand bucks. Are you willing?"
The other guy thought about it for a minute, and then decided to play the
gorilla. "After all, how good could a gorilla be at golf?" he thought.
Well, the first hole was a straightaway par 4 of 450 yards. The guy hits a
beautiful tee shot, 275 yards down the middle, leaving himself a 6 iron to
the green. The gorilla takes a few powerful practice swings and then laces
the ball 450 yards, right at the pin, stopping about 6 inches away from
the hole.
The guy turns to his friend and says "That's incredible, I would have
never believed it if I hadn't seen it with my own eyes. But, you know
what, I've seen enough. I've got no interest in being totally humiliated
by this gorilla golfing machine. You send this frigging gorilla back to
where he comes from. I need a drink; better make it a double, and I'll
write you a check."
After handing over the check, and well into his second double the guy
asks, "By the way, how's that gorilla's putting?"
The other guy replies, "Same as his driving."
"That good, huh?"
"No, I mean, he hits putts the same way - 450 yards, right down the
middle!"
