LoveMachine
...you gots to tell a brohap about it.
The scene: Local club
The victim: Me, of course
The girl: ...don't recall the name
Me and the guys headed down to the bar, as we do most friday nights. My buddy brings his girl, and she in turn brings her friend.
Skip ahead a few hours and me and her friend are back at her place.
Skip ahead a few minutes, and I find out she's got a piercing of an incredibly private nature.
This throws me. A lot.
A few days later, I'm talking to the guy about what happened.
"Oh yeah, I knew about that," he says.
I just about tore his nose off and fed it to him.
You've got to tell a brother about things like that! If it's going to throw a major kink into your game, you have got to be like the boy scouts and get prepped for that kind of thing!
Gawd. Some people.
The scene: Local club
The victim: Me, of course
The girl: ...don't recall the name
Me and the guys headed down to the bar, as we do most friday nights. My buddy brings his girl, and she in turn brings her friend.
Skip ahead a few hours and me and her friend are back at her place.
Skip ahead a few minutes, and I find out she's got a piercing of an incredibly private nature.
This throws me. A lot.
A few days later, I'm talking to the guy about what happened.
"Oh yeah, I knew about that," he says.
I just about tore his nose off and fed it to him.
You've got to tell a brother about things like that! If it's going to throw a major kink into your game, you have got to be like the boy scouts and get prepped for that kind of thing!
Gawd. Some people.
