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Gladiator
> English signs in Foreign countries
>
> In a Bangkok temple:
> "IT IS FORBIDDEN TO ENTER A WOMAN, EVEN A FOREIGNER, IF DRESSED AS A MAN."
>
> Cocktail lounge, Norway:
> "LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR."
>
> Doctors office, Rome:
> "SPECIALIST IN WOMEN AND OTHER DISEASES.
>
> Dry cleaners, Bangkok:
> "DROP YOUR TROUSERS HERE FOR THE BEST RESULTS.
>
> In a Nairobi restaurant:
> "CUSTOMERS WHO FIND OUR WAITRESSES RUDE OUGHT TO SEE THE MANAGER."
>
> On an Athi River highway:this is the main road to Mombasa, leaving
> Nairobi.
> "TAKE NOTICE: WHEN THIS SIGN IS UNDER WATER, THIS ROAD IS IMPASSABLE."
>
> On a poster at Kencom:
> "ARE YOU AN ADULT THAT CANNOT READ? IF SO, WE CAN HELP."
>
> In a City restaurant:
> "OPEN SEVEN DAYS A WEEK AND WEEKENDS."
>
> A sign seen on an automatic restroom hand dryer:
> "DO NOT ACTIVATE WITH WET HANDS."
>
> In a cemetery:
> "PERSONS ARE PROHIBITED FROM PICKING FLOWERS FROM ANY BUT THEIR OWN
> GRAVES."
>
> Tokyo hotel's rules and regulations:
> "GUESTS ARE REQUESTED NOT TO SMOKE OR DO OTHER DISGUSTING BEHAVIOURS IN
> BED."
>
> On the menu of a Swiss restaurant:
> "OUR WINES LEAVE YOU NOTHING TO HOPE FOR."
>
> In a Tokyo bar:
> "SPECIAL COCKTAILS FOR THE LADIES WITH NUTS."
>
> Hotel, Yugoslavia:
> "THE FLATTENING OF UNDERWEAR WITH PLEASURE IS THE JOB OF THE CHAMBERMAID."
>
> Hotel, Japan:
> "YOU ARE INVITED TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE CHAMBERMAID."
>
> In the lobby of a Moscow hotel across from a Russian Orthodox monastery:
> "YOU ARE WELCOME TO VISIT THE CEMETERY WHERE FAMOUS RUSSIAN AND SOVIET
> COMPOSERS, ARTISTS, AND WRITERS ARE BURIED DAILY EXCEPT THURSDAY."
>
> A sign posted in Germany's Black Forest:
> "IT IS STRICTLY FORBIDDEN ON OUR BLACK FOREST CAMPING SITE THAT PEOPLE OF
> DIFFERENT SEX, FOR INSTANCE, MEN AND WOMEN, LIVE TOGETHER IN ONE TENT
> UNLESS THEY ARE MARRIED WITH EACH OTHER FOR THIS PURPOSE."
>
> Hotel, Zurich:
> "BECAUSE OF THE IMPROPRIETY OF ENTERTAINING GUESTS OF THE OPPOSITE SEX IN
> THE BEDROOM, IT IS SUGGESTED THAT THE LOBBY BE USED FOR THIS PURPOSE."
>
> In a Swiss mountain inn:
> "SPECIAL TODAY - NO ICE-CREAM."
>
> Airline ticket office, Copenhagen:
> "WE TAKE YOUR BAGS AND SEND THEM IN ALL DIRECTIONS."
>
> A laundry in Rome:
> "LADIES, LEAVE YOUR CLOTHES HERE AND SPEND THE AFTERNOON HAVING A GOOD TIME."

Razz
coolpages
haha.. good one
HunterMac
Really good, do You have some more of it? Anyone?
Bondings
Those should be great as a signature. The problem is that I have no space left. Crying or Very sad
Maka
Bondings wrote:
Those should be great as a signature. The problem is that I have no space left. Crying or Very sad


You can add more lines in admin section, but people abuse it with 1000 sigs lol.
kve
lol those are good Smile
Bondings
Maka wrote:
Bondings wrote:
Those should be great as a signature. The problem is that I have no space left. Crying or Very sad


You can add more lines in admin section, but people abuse it with 1000 sigs lol.

I'm not talking about the maximum characters. It's that those 3 lines are already more than enough. BTW, I already had to add more characters in the admin field. Wink
Helios
Hah nice!

Lol Laughing

Loved it!
blackant
hahaha, this is very funny.
Maybe if we could have the picture of the real sign would be even better. Razz

I like this one the most...
"CUSTOMERS WHO FIND OUR WAITRESSES RUDE OUGHT TO SEE THE MANAGER."
homer09001
its amazin what you can get off google:

Actual signs

In an office:
WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY
PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN

Outside a farm:
HORSE MANURE
50p PER PRE-PACKED BAG
20p DO-IT-YOURSELF

In an office:
AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT
AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD

Outside a secondhand shop:
WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES ETC.
WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?

Sign outside a new town hall which was to be opened by the Prince of Wales:
THE TOWN HALL IS CLOSED UNTIL OPENING.
IT WILL REMAIN CLOSED AFTER BEING OPENED...
OPEN TOMORROW.

Outside a photographer's studio:
OUT TO LUNCH:
IF NOT BACK BY FIVE, OUT FOR DINNER ALSO

Sign warning of quicksand:
QUICKSAND.
ANY PERSON PASSING THIS POINT WILL BE DROWNED.
BY ORDER OF THE DISTRICT COUNCIL.....

Notice in a dry cleaner's window:
ANYONE LEAVING THEIR GARMENTS HERE FOR
MORE THAN 30 DAYS WILL BE DISPOSED OF..

Sign on motorway garage:
PLEASE DO NOT SMOKE NEAR OUR PETROL PUMPS...
YOUR LIFE MAY NOT BE WORTH MUCH BUT OUR PETROL IS

Notice in health food shop window:
CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS

Spotted in a safari park:
ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR

Seen during a conference:
FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT,
THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE FIRST FLOOR

Notice in a field:
THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES

Message on a leaflet:
IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS

Sign on a repair shop door:
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING.
(PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)

Sign at Norfolk farm gate:
BEWARE! I SHOOT EVERY TENTH TRESPASSER AND THE NINTH ONE HAS JUST LEFT

Funny Signboards

Seen at a Railway Station.
Aana free, jaana free, Pakdhe gaye to khana free

Sign at a barber's saloon in Delhi
We need your heads to run our business

Notice at a barber's shop:
Haircut for Rs 15/- . Children for Rs 10/-

Notice in the toilet
This urinal is out of order - Kindly use the floor below.

Sign in a restaurant:
All drinking water in this establishment has been personally passed by the manager

Seen on a bulletin board:
Sucess is relative.
More the success, more the relatives.

Sign on a famous beauty parlour window:
Don't whistle at the girl going out from here. She may be your Grandmother.
AnGeLicK
homer09001 wrote:

Seen at a Railway Station.
Aana free, jaana free, Pakdhe gaye to khana free


For people who have no clue what this means...

Coming is free, going is free, if you are caught then food is free.

This is in regards to people that abuse the railway system and do not pay for their ride.
fly737
Really good
Eagle
I just love it
They are really good
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