There was once a Jack and a Joly who lived next door to each other. The Jack owned a hen and each morning would look in his garden and pick up one of his hen's eggs for breakfast.
One day he looked into his garden and saw that the hen had laid an egg in the Joly's garden. He was about to go next door when he saw the joly pick up the egg. The Jack ran up to the Joly and told him that the egg belonged to him because he owned the hen. The Joly disagreed because the egg was laid on his property.
They argued for a while until finally the Jack said, "In my family we normally solve disputes by the following actions: I kick you in the balls and time how long it takes you to get back up, then you kick me in the balls and time how long it takes for me to get up, whoever gets up quicker wins the egg."
Joly agreed to this and so then Jack found his heaviest pair of boots and put them on, he took a few steps back, then ran toward Joly and kicked as hard as he could in the balls. Joly fell to the floor clutching his nuts howling in agony for 30 minutes.
Eventually the Joly stood up and said, "Now it's my turn to kick you." The Jack said, "Keep the damn egg!"
One day he looked into his garden and saw that the hen had laid an egg in the Joly's garden. He was about to go next door when he saw the joly pick up the egg. The Jack ran up to the Joly and told him that the egg belonged to him because he owned the hen. The Joly disagreed because the egg was laid on his property.
They argued for a while until finally the Jack said, "In my family we normally solve disputes by the following actions: I kick you in the balls and time how long it takes you to get back up, then you kick me in the balls and time how long it takes for me to get up, whoever gets up quicker wins the egg."
Joly agreed to this and so then Jack found his heaviest pair of boots and put them on, he took a few steps back, then ran toward Joly and kicked as hard as he could in the balls. Joly fell to the floor clutching his nuts howling in agony for 30 minutes.
Eventually the Joly stood up and said, "Now it's my turn to kick you." The Jack said, "Keep the damn egg!"
i need to try this one out 
