bad news and very bad news

lilinguo

Doctor : I have some bad news and some very bad news.

Patient : Well, might as well give me the bad news first.

Doctor : The lab called with your test results. They

said you have 24 hours to live.

Patient : 24 hours! That's terrible!! What could be worse?

What's the very bad news?

Doctor : I've been trying to reach you since yesterday.

Gladiator

Not sooooo humorous but funny. . . Smile

nivinjoy

kshnbd

ha ha ha.... nice joke Laughing

Psycho_X52

This one is Bad news vs good news:

Doctor : I have some bad news and some good news.

Patient : Well, might as well give me the bad news first.

Doctor : We need to... (doesn't matters, something bad)

Patient : Hmmm....what is the good news?

Doctor : My son made it to college!

nivinjoy