I have a couple I can share. I know a lot of race jokes, but I do not like telling them, so I will tell non-racist jokes...
-----SHORT JOKE-----
How did Dairy Queen get pregnant?
Because Burger King forgot to wrap his Whopper.
-----LONG JOKE-----
There are three clowns, each with their own small body parts. They each want to try and get their names into the record books. The three of them each go to the office of where they will get measured, and see if they in fact have the smallest body part. The first clown tries to make the record of the smallest hands, he goes into the office. Once he comes out, he tells the other two clowns that he had the smallest hands in the world. The next clown goes in to the office to see if he has the smallest feet. He goes into the office, and eventually comes out. This clown also says he has broken the record. The last clown goes into the office to be measured for the smallest penis in the world. He goes into the office, and eventually comes out. When the last clown comes out, he yells, "Who the hell is [Insert Name Here]!"
-----SHORT JOKE-----
How did Dairy Queen get pregnant?
Because Burger King forgot to wrap his Whopper.
-----LONG JOKE-----
There are three clowns, each with their own small body parts. They each want to try and get their names into the record books. The three of them each go to the office of where they will get measured, and see if they in fact have the smallest body part. The first clown tries to make the record of the smallest hands, he goes into the office. Once he comes out, he tells the other two clowns that he had the smallest hands in the world. The next clown goes in to the office to see if he has the smallest feet. He goes into the office, and eventually comes out. This clown also says he has broken the record. The last clown goes into the office to be measured for the smallest penis in the world. He goes into the office, and eventually comes out. When the last clown comes out, he yells, "Who the hell is [Insert Name Here]!"
