A guy arrives at the pearly gates, waiting to be admitted. St. Peter
is leafing through the Big Book to see if the guy is worthy of entering.
After several minutes, St. Peter closes the book, furrows his brow,
and says,
"I don''t really see that you ever really did anything great in your
life, but Idon''t see anything really bad either.Tell you what,"
St. Peter says. "If you can tell me of one REALLY good deed that you
did in your life, I''ll let you in."
The guy thinks for a moment and says,
"OK, well there was this one timewhen Iwas driving down the highway
and I saw a gang assaulting this poor girl.I slowed down,
and sure enough, there they were, about 50 of them torturing this woman.
Infuriated, I got out my car, grabbed a tire iron out of my trunk,
gang members formed a circle around me.
So, I ripped the leader''s chain out of his face and smashed him and
walked straight up to the leader of the gang.
He was a huge guy with a studded leather jacket and a chain running
from his nose to his ear.
As I walked up to the leader, the over the head with the tire iron,"
the guy says.
"Then I turned around and yelled to the rest of them, 'Leave this
poor, innocent girl alone!'
You''re all a bunch of sick, deranged animals! Go home before I really
teach you all a lesson in pain!"
St. Peter, duly impressed, says "Wow! When did this happen?"
"About ten minutes ago."
is leafing through the Big Book to see if the guy is worthy of entering.
After several minutes, St. Peter closes the book, furrows his brow,
and says,
"I don''t really see that you ever really did anything great in your
life, but Idon''t see anything really bad either.Tell you what,"
St. Peter says. "If you can tell me of one REALLY good deed that you
did in your life, I''ll let you in."
The guy thinks for a moment and says,
"OK, well there was this one timewhen Iwas driving down the highway
and I saw a gang assaulting this poor girl.I slowed down,
and sure enough, there they were, about 50 of them torturing this woman.
Infuriated, I got out my car, grabbed a tire iron out of my trunk,
gang members formed a circle around me.
So, I ripped the leader''s chain out of his face and smashed him and
walked straight up to the leader of the gang.
He was a huge guy with a studded leather jacket and a chain running
from his nose to his ear.
As I walked up to the leader, the over the head with the tire iron,"
the guy says.
"Then I turned around and yelled to the rest of them, 'Leave this
poor, innocent girl alone!'
You''re all a bunch of sick, deranged animals! Go home before I really
teach you all a lesson in pain!"
St. Peter, duly impressed, says "Wow! When did this happen?"
"About ten minutes ago."
