1.Donot quarell with them. They first tend to quarrel with u nd then won't let u to be alone.
2. Donot make them laugh. First they will laugh and then will seize ur laugh.
3. Donot take them to date. First they will pay on the first date and willl say that they forgot their purse on the dates that follow.
4. Don't praise them. They will think themselves the most beautiful lady in the world and u the most worst guy.
5.Don't go after them. First they seem to enjoy and later on will make u fall in to danger
ursraj
You forgot 6
6.) Do not bury them in the back yard. The police dogs will definitly find them.
Since I love women, i will pretend you didn't just said that. 
hehe.
No but foreal. Don't go after them. They always come back. And that's fo'sho' I love women 
........ some of them a few of my ex's i'd like to stay away from lol | ursraj wrote: |
| they forgot their purse on the dates that follow. |
there's nothing stopping you from leaving your wallet at home either. oh no! what now?
7) dont answer your phone when they call
8) move to another town
9) when they find you move to a cave
10) errect a 40 meter tall wall of stone around your cave
11) try to build a gate in your wall before you starve
12) too late, you died^wow women have that power for men to go to that extreme? hahaha
you make make us sound so horrible lol, dont you want a girlfriend?
even though i'm anti women right now (i just got pwned by this one girl) i'd have to disagree with all that. Doing all those thing will just take the hapiness out of everything. Isn't at least a few moments of hapiness better than a lifetime of sadness?
today's word is hyperbole
| gonzo wrote: |
| today's word is hyperbole |
ahahahahahahahahaha | todabeat wrote: |
Since I love women, i will pretend you didn't just said that.
hehe.
No but foreal. Don't go after them. They always come back. And that's fo'sho' |
*coughs*bullshit*coughs*
oh excuse me, and pardon the french there, but that is some hard core bullcrap, it doesn't always work that way, sometimes they end up liking someone else no matter what you do. | narc wrote: |
You forgot 6
6.) Do not bury them in the back yard. The police dogs will definitly find them. |
Thats a really good tip 
haha
nice article
keep going
Women aren't all that bad...sure, we may enjoy driving men crazy a lot of the time, but who doesn't? I guess men. eh.
I have this one guy friend who refers to me and two other girls as his "three bad girlfriends." As in, we give him all the problems of having three girl friends but absolutely none of the benefits.
If men want to stay away from the woman why are the men almost always chase the woman and not the other way?
If you want to be with a woman you have to do the exact opposite?
Would be great if that worked. pffft
Nice Ways wait till your girlfriend hears bout this!!!
Hey now try 5 ways to get close to a girl or 5 ways to date with one girl... LOLX
Try tt man.. TT will be damn cool for those still single.. HAHAX
| yuniq wrote: |
| If men want to stay away from the woman why are the men almost always chase the woman and not the other way? |
She's got a point... | Cyouz wrote: |
| 5 ways to date with one girl. |
(1) honesty
(2) sincerity
(3) loyalty
(4) fidelity
(5) TEMPERANCE#13: Smell bad!
Humans are good at that!
| Quote: |
(1) honesty
(2) sincerity
(3) loyalty
(4) fidelity
(5) TEMPERANCE |
Please eplain. None of these words mean anything to me.If you really want to avoid girls, just act really geeky! works great
I have to say, this doesn't work on all guys! I think the best thing to do is be yourself! Then it's up to you to entertain them or not!
| narc wrote: |
| Quote: | (1) honesty
(2) sincerity
(3) loyalty
(4) fidelity
(5) TEMPERANCE |
Please eplain. None of these words mean anything to me. |
http://dict.die.netI have only one question: why stay away from girls? 
yeah they add colour 
to our life 13) Invite them over to watch porno movies with you
14) The first words out of your mouth are "Let me fondle you"
15) Come pullin up in your shaggin wagon to a thin girl with "Baby Got Back" Playing in the background
Why should you be away! Stick to them, do whatever she wants until she gets laid down, afterwards, she will be going after you!
| saiyeek wrote: |
| Why should you be away! Stick to them, do whatever she wants until she gets laid down, afterwards, she will be going after you! |
I don't get nor head nor tail of the messege, care to explain?
Besides, anyone who's making a list of things to do to stay away from girls, my guess is already doing it, and making it sound like "I CHOOSE to stay away from girls", wheras the fact is that girls are staying away from him. Make Sense? | gonzo wrote: |
7) dont answer your phone when they call
move to another town
9) when they find you move to a cave
10) errect a 40 meter tall wall of stone around your cave
11) try to build a gate in your wall before you starve
12) too late, you died |
I like this, I find it quite funny, lmao.dude thats stupid, i dunno what else to say.
