1.Donot quarell with them. They first tend to quarrel with u nd then won't let u to be alone.
2. Donot make them laugh. First they will laugh and then will seize ur laugh.
3. Donot take them to date. First they will pay on the first date and willl say that they forgot their purse on the dates that follow.
4. Don't praise them. They will think themselves the most beautiful lady in the world and u the most worst guy.
5.Don't go after them. First they seem to enjoy and later on will make u fall in to danger
You forgot 6
6.) Do not bury them in the back yard. The police dogs will definitly find them.
^wow women have that power for men to go to that extreme? hahaha
you make make us sound so horrible lol, dont you want a girlfriend?
even though i'm anti women right now (i just got pwned by this one girl) i'd have to disagree with all that. Doing all those thing will just take the hapiness out of everything. Isn't at least a few moments of hapiness better than a lifetime of sadness?
today's word is hyperbole
Women aren't all that bad...sure, we may enjoy driving men crazy a lot of the time, but who doesn't? I guess men. eh.
I have this one guy friend who refers to me and two other girls as his "three bad girlfriends." As in, we give him all the problems of having three girl friends but absolutely none of the benefits.
If men want to stay away from the woman why are the men almost always chase the woman and not the other way?
If you want to be with a woman you have to do the exact opposite?
Would be great if that worked. pffft
Nice Ways wait till your girlfriend hears bout this!!!
Hey now try 5 ways to get close to a girl or 5 ways to date with one girl... LOLX
Try tt man.. TT will be damn cool for those still single.. HAHAX
#13: Smell bad!
Humans are good at that!
If you really want to avoid girls, just act really geeky! works great
I have to say, this doesn't work on all guys! I think the best thing to do is be yourself! Then it's up to you to entertain them or not!
13) Invite them over to watch porno movies with you
14) The first words out of your mouth are "Let me fondle you"
15) Come pullin up in your shaggin wagon to a thin girl with "Baby Got Back" Playing in the background
Why should you be away! Stick to them, do whatever she wants until she gets laid down, afterwards, she will be going after you!
dude thats stupid, i dunno what else to say.