..> A tasteless Joke - sneezing woman
A man and a woman were sitting beside each other in the first class section
of a jet liner. The woman sneezed, took out a tissue, gently wiped her nose,
then visibly shuddered for ten or fifteen seconds. The man went back to his
reading.
A few minutes later, the woman sneezed again, took a tissue, wiped her nose,
then shuddered quite violently once more. Assuming the woman might have a
cold, the man was still curious about the shuddering.
A few more minutes passed when the woman sneezed yet again. As before, she
took a tissue, wiped her nose, her body shaking even more than before.
Unable to restrain his curiosity, the man turned to the woman, and said, "I
couldn't help but notice that you've sneezed three times, wiped your nose,
then shuddered violently. Are you okay?"
"Sorry if I disturbed you," the woman replied. "I have a very rare medical
condition; whenever I sneeze, I have an orgasm."
The man, more than a bit embarrassed, was still curious. "I've never heard
of that condition before," he said. "Are you taking anything for it?"
"Yes," the woman nodded. "Pepper."
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Cheers,
Nick.
A man and a woman were sitting beside each other in the first class section
of a jet liner. The woman sneezed, took out a tissue, gently wiped her nose,
then visibly shuddered for ten or fifteen seconds. The man went back to his
reading.
A few minutes later, the woman sneezed again, took a tissue, wiped her nose,
then shuddered quite violently once more. Assuming the woman might have a
cold, the man was still curious about the shuddering.
A few more minutes passed when the woman sneezed yet again. As before, she
took a tissue, wiped her nose, her body shaking even more than before.
Unable to restrain his curiosity, the man turned to the woman, and said, "I
couldn't help but notice that you've sneezed three times, wiped your nose,
then shuddered violently. Are you okay?"
"Sorry if I disturbed you," the woman replied. "I have a very rare medical
condition; whenever I sneeze, I have an orgasm."
The man, more than a bit embarrassed, was still curious. "I've never heard
of that condition before," he said. "Are you taking anything for it?"
"Yes," the woman nodded. "Pepper."
--
Cheers,
Nick.
