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I <3 This Joke- It's Pretty Funny :-)
So there were two tall trees in these woods, & a small tree pops up between them. One tree says to the other:
"Is that tree a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"
The other says he cannot tell. Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. One of the tall trees says:
"Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Would you please tell us whether this tree is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"
The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree and replies,
"It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. That, my friends, is the finest piece of ash I have ever put my pecker into."
<3<3 Ja Ja Ja
"Is that tree a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"
The other says he cannot tell. Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. One of the tall trees says:
"Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Would you please tell us whether this tree is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"
The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree and replies,
"It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. That, my friends, is the finest piece of ash I have ever put my pecker into."
<3<3 Ja Ja Ja
My mama told me that one. 
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