2002 The European Union commissioners have announced that agreement has been reached to adopt English as the preferred language for European Communications, rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, the British government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a five-year Phased Plan for what will be known as EuroEnglish (Euro for short).
2003 In the first year, s will be used instead of the soft c. Sertainly, sivil servants will resieve this news with joy. Also, the hard c will be replaced with k. Not only will this klear up konfusion, but typewriters kan have one less letter.
2004 There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome ph will be replaced by f. This will make words like fotograf 20 per sent shorter.
2005 In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkorage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of silent es in the languag is disgrasful, and they would go.
2006 By the fourth year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing th by z and w by v.
2007 During ze fifz year, ze unesesary o kan be dropd from vords containing ou, and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinationsof leters.
2008 Und after ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted inze forst plas.
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2003 In the first year, s will be used instead of the soft c. Sertainly, sivil servants will resieve this news with joy. Also, the hard c will be replaced with k. Not only will this klear up konfusion, but typewriters kan have one less letter.
2004 There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome ph will be replaced by f. This will make words like fotograf 20 per sent shorter.
2005 In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkorage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of silent es in the languag is disgrasful, and they would go.
2006 By the fourth year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing th by z and w by v.
2007 During ze fifz year, ze unesesary o kan be dropd from vords containing ou, and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinationsof leters.
2008 Und after ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted inze forst plas.
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