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Lawyer with a heart





LordSpider
Lawyer with a heart

A young lawyer was driving her new Lexus when she saw two men eating grass by the road side. She stopped and got out to investigate. "Why are you eating grass?", she asked one man.

"We don't have any money for food," The poor man replied.

"Oh, come along with me then."

"But ma'am, I have a wife with two children!"

"Bring them along! And you, come with us too!", she said to the other man.

"But ma'am, I have a wife with six children!" The second man answered.

"Bring them as well!" She called her husband and asked him to come over and take the second man's family.

They all climbed into the cars. Once underway, one of the poor fellows says, Ma'am, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you."

The lawyer replied, "No problem, the grass at my home is about two feet tall!"
tbsly
hahahha,
I'm thinking about going to law school someday (at least I like telling people that) and I don't get the bad rap that lawyers always get. I guess the only time I had to deal with a lawyer was for help with a DUI, so maybe I haven't been shafted by one to really hate them yet. wierd,
tbsly
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