LOST story (funny)

Einargan

Lets make an funny story with LOST.

Rules:
1. when one person have wroted :
EX: ...jack goes into the forrest...

then should the next person start with: ... , and then somthing who
will fit in.

i can start with:
...jack goes into the forrest...

clogfan

while Kate is talking to Sawyer. She asks him if he could help her with something she found on the beach. She doesn't know what it is, it's kind of alien-like. Sawyer agrees, and they go to the place where Kate found that "thing". When they arrive,...

SunburnedCactus

...they are confronted by a large evil grapefruit which smells like rotting bananas. It explodes and showers them both in filth...

clogfan

Meanwhile, Mr Locke is filling his backpack with bottles of water, and then starts for a walk around the island. But then...