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A married couple go to the doctor, they have been having concerns about their declining memory for a while. They ask the doctor if there is any kind of pill they can take to help their memory. The doctor says "Well, no, but you can write important things down on a small notepad and carry it around with you all the time, that should help." Later on that night, the couple is sitting up in bed watching television. "I feel like an ice cream sundae" The old man says. "I'd like one too" his wife replies. "Ok, I'll go into the kitchen and make some sundaes for us." the old man says as he get up off the bed. "You had better write it down" says the old woman. "I think I can remember 2 ice cream sundaes" the old man says as he leaves. The old man is gone for almost an hour and then returns with a very large plate of scrambled eggs. His wife looks at him in disgust and says "See, you should have written it down, you forgot you old fool! And hey, wheres my toast?"
A married couple go to the doctor, they have been having concerns about their declining memory for a while. They ask the doctor if there is any kind of pill they can take to help their memory. The doctor says "Well, no, but you can write important things down on a small notepad and carry it around with you all the time, that should help." Later on that night, the couple is sitting up in bed watching television. "I feel like an ice cream sundae" The old man says. "I'd like one too" his wife replies. "Ok, I'll go into the kitchen and make some sundaes for us." the old man says as he get up off the bed. "You had better write it down" says the old woman. "I think I can remember 2 ice cream sundaes" the old man says as he leaves. The old man is gone for almost an hour and then returns with a very large plate of scrambled eggs. His wife looks at him in disgust and says "See, you should have written it down, you forgot you old fool! And hey, wheres my toast?"
