Q: Why did the airplane crash?
A: The Pilot was a carrot.
Q: Why did the jimmy fall off the bicycle?
A: Someone threw a fridge at him.
Q: Why did the second airplane crash?
A: The Fridge rebounded from jimmy and hit it.
Q: How do you put a giraffe in a fridge?
A: Open the fridge, put the giraffe in, and close the door.
Q: How do you put an elephant in a fridge?
A: Open the fridge, take the giraffe out, put the elephant in, and close the fridge.
Q: The Lion, King of the animals, has called a conference of animals. All the animals are expected to attend. Which animal will not be attending?
A: The elephant. He's still in the fridge.
Q: There is a river which you have to cross. However, the waters are crocodile infested. How will you cross?
A: Swim across. The crocodiles are all at the animal conference.
A: The Pilot was a carrot.
Q: Why did the jimmy fall off the bicycle?
A: Someone threw a fridge at him.
Q: Why did the second airplane crash?
A: The Fridge rebounded from jimmy and hit it.
Q: How do you put a giraffe in a fridge?
A: Open the fridge, put the giraffe in, and close the door.
Q: How do you put an elephant in a fridge?
A: Open the fridge, take the giraffe out, put the elephant in, and close the fridge.
Q: The Lion, King of the animals, has called a conference of animals. All the animals are expected to attend. Which animal will not be attending?
A: The elephant. He's still in the fridge.
Q: There is a river which you have to cross. However, the waters are crocodile infested. How will you cross?
A: Swim across. The crocodiles are all at the animal conference.
