i HATE chain letters!!! wut's with ppl in believing such things? like seriously... it would give u this story on how sum girl died tragically then all a sudden at the end of the letter they'll go "u better send this story to this much ppl or this girl will haunt u for the rest of ur life until u die from.... err.. rectum fungus or sumptin" and THEN! and then u actually get ppl fowarding it to other ppl. okay maybe that haunting girl was a bad example... how but the common "send this much and ur crush will fall in love with u". do ppl think that sending a buncha junk mail to ppl would help have sumon fall in love with you? anyhow... i just got a sense of curiousity here... i just wanted to know wut was the weirdest chain letters any of you guys have read
I blocked EVERYONE of my contacts from sending me emails
|Mark999111 wrote: |
|I blocked EVERYONE of my contacts from sending me emails |
Now there's a good idea
Here's one I got recently, pretty stupid actually:
|>WHEN U ALREADY START READING THIS DONT STOP OR ELSE SUMTHIN BAD WILL HAPPEN..... MY NAME IS TEDDY...I AM 7 YEARS OLD WITH BLONDE HAIR AND SCARY EYES. I HAVE NO NOSE OR EARS. I AM DEAD. IF U DO NOT SEND THIS TO 15PPL IN THE NEXT 5 MIN., I WILL APPEAR TONIGHT BY YOUR BED WITH A KNIFE AND KILL YOU. THIS IS NO JOKE SOMETHING GOOD WILL HAPPEN TO U TONIGHT AT 10:22.
SOMEONE WILL CALL U OR TALK TO U ONLINE AND SAY I LOVE YOU. DONT BRAEK
I get all chain letters to my hotmail address, which I literally never use (just log in every month or so to keep the account alive)
yeah those ones are dumb ass
Blocking everyone actually works brilliantly, no more chain letters! And i doubt any of my friends would actually send me an email when msn is there
Just block and ignore all of it
Pfftt! I recieved this kind of junks almost everyday in my mail and nothing happened. They're all just SPAMS.
I dont get them anymore. It's all about who has your email. My little cousin recently got an email address and has been forwarding chain letters since then. So now I have to remember to teach her why chain letters aren't real, why they're annoying, and why she should stop sending them to people.
How to tackle chain mails - (Illustration through example)
|Stupid chain letter wrote: |
|MY NAME IS TEDDY...I AM 7 YEARS OLD WITH BLONDE HAIR AND SCARY EYES. |
And I'm Santa Claus... Ho ho ho...
|Stupid chain letter wrote: |
|I HAVE NO NOSE OR EARS. I AM DEAD. |
With that kind of "condition", you'd better be.
Better dead than so damn ugly, I suppose.
|Stupid chain letter wrote: |
|I WILL APPEAR TONIGHT BY YOUR BED WITH A KNIFE AND KILL YOU. |
You won't hurt ol' Santa Claus, would you ?
But do visit me sometime. Here's my current address - <Insert the address of the person who sent you this mail>
--------------------(Send the above as reply)------------------------
But seriously, chain mails are often more annoying than even the "Fwd: Fwd: FWD: AMAZING !!!!!" kind of mails.
Once I got so irritated that I spent a good thirty minutes writing a small program that would reply to any such mail with "Thank you, much appreciated"...a 1000 times each.
I guess I just showed them how grateful I was (and just how annoying mails can be).
No one sends me chain mails now.
im am with you i think chain letters are a tottal waist and they shouldnt be on our email. i also think that they should be put down as spam because i dont like them they are a wast of space on my email box
MY view on the more recent attacks of chain - mails is that its another way of spamming the internet, with the perpose of slowing down the net and creating extra traffic to conjest the net. Then the creators brag about their little achievement of slowing down the local isp mail server or something! Its just people with alot of time on their hands and forgot to scandisk their harddrive! NJOY
rar! my browser made a mistake and the post below appeared twice!! well... i'm editing this one... (which was supposed to contain the same content as the one below) so that it wouldn't look redundant...
chain letters are so annoying, but they sometimes can be the start of some good jokes.. heheh...
take a look at these chain letters and see how people really "like" them...
Hello, and thank you for reading this letter. You see, there is a starving little boy in Baklaliviatatlaglooshen who as no arms, no legs, no parents, and no ******. This little boy's life could be saved, because for every time you pass this on, a dollar will be donated to the Starving Legless Armless Parentless Peckerless Little Boys from Baklaliviatatlaglooshen Fund. Remember, we have no way of counting letters sent. So go on, reach out.
Send this to 5 people in the next 47 seconds. Oh, and a reminder- if you accidentally send this to 4 or 6 people, you will die instantly and a mad goat will rape your dead body. Thanks again!!
That's chain main #1... more like the Teddy mail...
(This is where you have to scroll down)
Really, go on and make one wish!!!
Oh please, s/he'll never go out with you!!!
Wish something else!!!
Not *that* either, you pervert!!
Is your finger getting tired yet?
You Can Stop now moron!!!!!!!!
Wasn't that fun? Hope you made a great wish. Now, to make you feel guilty, here's what I'll do. First of all, if you don't send this to a certain number of people in the next 5 seconds, you will be raped by a mad goat and then thrown off a high building into a pile of manure. It's true! Because , you now, THIS letter isn't like all of those fake ones, THIS one is TRUE!! Really!!! Here's how it goes.
Send this to 1 person: One person will be upset with you for sending them a stupid chain letter.
Send this to 2-5 people: 2-5 people will be upset with you for sending them a stupid chain letter.
5-10 people: 5-10 people will be upset with at you for sending them a stupid chain letter.
10-20 people: 10-20 people will be upset with at you for sending them a stupid chain letter.
20 to 674,951 1/2 people: 20 to 674,951 1/2 people will be upset with you for sending them a stupid chain letter.
Thanks!!!! Good Luck!!!
That's chain mail #2... the one that asks you for a wish, then tells you that the more people you send it to, the sooner you get your wish.
Hi there!! This chain letter has been in existence since 1897. This is absolutely incredible because there was no email then and probably not as many little 8 year olds writing chain letters. So this is how it works. Pass this on to 15,067 people in the next 7 minutes or something horrible will happen to you like:
Queer Horror Story #1 Miranda Pinsley was walking home from school on Saturday. She had recently received this letter and ignored it. She then tripped in a crack in the side walk, fell into the sewer, was gushed down a drainpipe in a flood of poop, and went flying out over a waterfall. Not only did she smell nasty, she died. This Could Happen To You!!!
Queer Horror Story #2 Dexter Bip, a 13 year old boy, got a chain letter in his mail and ignored it . Later that day, he was hit by a car and so was his boyfriend (hey, some people swing that way, especially at Oklahoma City University). They both died and went to hell. They continued to suffer in hell where they were both cursed to eat adorable kittens every day for eternity. This Could Happen To You!!!
Remember, you could end up like Pinsley and Bip did. Just send this letter to all of your loser friends, and everything will be Ok.
Of course, there's the guy in Peoria Illinois who DID forward this on and then he married his secret crush, they moved to the suburbs, had 2.3 children and lived happily ever after.
Right up until he started working late every night, started an affair with his secretary and boozing. Then she started sleeping with the golf pro at the local country club, became addicted to sleeping pills and their 2.3 children got into gangs and drugs. Then everything went to hell, and they got divorced. She got the house and the kids, and he got the car and child support payment, and got to keep the mortgage payment, lost his job and his car and now is working the midnight shift at the local McDonald's.
Well... this chain message offers "proof" that it is real.
- A friend is someone who is always at your side,
- A friend is someone who likes you even though you smell like a wet dog,
- A friend is someone who likes you even though you're disgustingly ugly,
- A friend is someone who cleans up for you after you've soiled yourself,
- A friend is someone who stays with you all night while you cry about your loser life,
- A friend is someone who pretends they like you when they really think you should be raped by a mad goat and then thrown to vicious dogs,
- A friend is someone who sends you chain letters.
Pass this on to 77 friends or else you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.
Well, this one... you wouldn't think it's a chain letter at first but you'll be surprised to see the last statement which says PASS THIS TO 77 FRIENDS...
annoying isn't it?
but these examples are funny.. heheh...
My MSN Contacts send me those (includes babumuchhala). I just go message them and ask them to stop sending me. They usually do.
chain letters are stupid.
maybe next time if i want to send such things, at least i put some google ads on it,
i was obsessed for a long time doing chain letters, but then i got lots of viruses through my high speed modem, which AOL was supposed to filter. i got really pissed at AOL and they refunded a few months of my 29.95 /mo service, but i still don't do any chain letters any more, because i really hate getting computer viruses.
I too hate chain letters a lot.
u see chain letters give good luck on reading them and bad luck on rejecting them but U see i am really very very lucky cuz i never read them and delete them will full of enthusiasm.So, guys if you ever get a chain letter then delete it with full of hope that it will bring u lots lots of good luck
Happy Good Luck
they only there to go on our nerves... and to make traffic