A duck walks into a bar and says to the barman
"got any bread?"
barman replies politely "No, we don't do bread here, we're a bar"
"got any bread?"
barman replies "No we dont do bread!"
"got any bread?"
"No"
"got any bread?"
"No"
"got any bread?"
"No! - if you ask me one more time if i've got any bread, im gonna nail your beak to the bar!"
"got any nails?"
"No"
"Got any bread!"
"got any bread?"
barman replies politely "No, we don't do bread here, we're a bar"
"got any bread?"
barman replies "No we dont do bread!"
"got any bread?"
"No"
"got any bread?"
"No"
"got any bread?"
"No! - if you ask me one more time if i've got any bread, im gonna nail your beak to the bar!"
"got any nails?"
"No"
"Got any bread!"
