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If PCs were Cars

 


savabg
I guess, indirectly, one of the reasons that I am good with computers has something to do with the fact that I loathe them so much. I hold all computers in contempt and I think that all programmers should be put to death. I have made it my life's study to know the enemy.

I cannot name any other manufactured item that most people are expected to use that is as horribly complex and arcane as a computer. Yet, it's almost a requirement these days to be able to use email and a web browser. If that were all it really took, I wouldn't have such a problem. But email and web browsers are just the tip of the computer iceberg. Like a snowball rolling down a hill, things seem to accrete. Web browsers and email require knowledge of modems and modem software; modems require knowledge of hardware configurations; hardware configurations require knowledge of maintenance and troubleshooting software; troubleshooting software requires knowledge of common computer problems; common computer problems are best researched on the world wide web; you need a web browser to view the world wide web; start at the beginning and repeat as necessary.
ocalhoun
1: how the heck is this a joke?
2: If you want to be a grandma user, just hire somebody to handle everything past the email and web browsers...
SunburnedCactus
Computer maintenance is far easier these days than modern car maintenance, as everything is plug n play etc. No one needs to know how to use a modem to browse the web these days unless they are on dial-up. And just owning a modem doesn't require a diploma in "common computer problems". You learn almost everything about computers just by using them.

And as much as I get wound up by computers behaving erratically, I feel no need to hate them, because at the end of the day they do much more good than bad.

Sorry my friend, but you are talking **** here.
savabg
lol 1st of all i did not come up with that
2nd i love computers
3rdly i find it amusing that some1 can compare computers to cars snowballs etc ....
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