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Quranpersian
sar dar ghazvine neveshteh posht garmi shoma delgarmi mast !
torke zanesh sabze boode 13 bedar az mashin partesh mikone biroon !
torke az tabaghe 18th miofte paeen mellat doresh jam mishan,.migan: yeki bere sari ab biare,ye babaee rah miofte bere ab biare,yoho torke ba hale zar saresho boland mikone mige: ab na ab na! nooshaba !
Ye rooz be ye torke migan namzadi ro be chi tashbih mikoni ??? migeh namzadi mesle in mimoneh ke babat barat docharkheh bekhareh vali nazareh behesh dast bezani !!!
marmoolake mire mashhad mishe mashmoolak mire makke mishe haj moolak mire ghazvin mishe ANGOOLAK!
torke shalvaresho bar aks mipooshe zippesh poshtesh boode dashte mirafte az khoone biroon nanash mige elahi nane gorboonet bere ke vaghti dari miri engar dari bar migardi !
ghazvinie mire namaz jome hame sajde mikonan az khoshhali geryash migire
torke ro adam khora migiran bebaran bokhoranesh torke shaki mishe mige: hala ke mogheye bokhor bokhor shod ma adam shodim???!!
ye rooz ye torke ro mibaran kalantari mige chera mano avordin inja migan vase aragh khori mige pas chera nemiarin bokhorim
ghazviniye gooshi pantek mikhare to menu hash donbale bache he migashte!
midonid chera torka to 4 shanbe soorii bishtarin asiboo mibinanan ?chon atishoo baghale divar doroste mikonan bad az roosh miparan!!!
Torke dame dare otaghe zayman boode , parastare khoshal mipare biroon mige agha mozhdegani bedin : pesare , torke jav gir mishe mige esmesh chie !!???
ye torke raft Toones, ye torke raft natoones !!!
ye rooz torke eynak doodi mizane. hamoon moghe pesaresh ke biroon boode miad khoone. torke ham ye doone mizane pase kalleye pesare mige ta in vaght shab kodoom goori boodi korreh khar!
ghazvinie mimire roohesh parvaz mikone be samte soorakhe laye ozon ! +))
be bache torke migan chera rozaye aftabi chatr miyari ? bache torke mige akhe rozaye baroni babam mibare !
yerooz sobh esfehoonie ba zanesh az khaab paa mishano esfehoonie mige khob eyal ta to vasi sobhaane do ta tohkmi morgh dores koni, manam beram poshti boom bebinam in anten chichi shes. Esfehoonie mire balaye poshteboomo mashghoole var raftan ba anten yeho paash liz mikhore part mishe payeen, too raah ke dashte mioftade payeen dame panjere ashpazkhoonashoon ke mirese dad mizane : yeki bepez!!, yeki bepez!!
ye bar ye ankaboote ghorse extacy mikhore ghaly mibafe !
khoroose dashte midavide migan koja ba in ajale javab mide ke taavoni dare morgh mide !!
Gorge mire dare khone Shangol o mangol o habbeye angor, dar mizane...Khanoom Bozi az panjere negah mikone mige ""bacheha nistan Biya Bala !
maghze ye torke ro mishkafan mibinan ye lore neshasteh tosh dareh fekr mikone
torke mikhore zamin kamone mikone mikhore divar.
torke mire noonvaeyi noon begire safe marda shooloogh boode, mire to safe zanao be noonvae mige: khaharam gooft 5 ta noon bede
torke mire mosaferkeshi.. to rah ye zane behesh mige: agha bebakhshid ferdosi mirid? torke mige: malome ke mirid age nemirid ke miterekid
torke mire cooler bekhare.. behesh migan: cooler Abi mikhay? mige: rangesh farghi nemikone
torke karkhoneye ammame sazi mizane bad polic miad karkhonasho mibande khodesho ham zendoni mikone chon rooye ammameha mineveshte NIKE
torke poolaki mikhore, mige:baaah ajab chipse shirini
be esfahaniye migan vahede kochikta az mesghal chiye mige chos mesghal
torke reshtash dam parvari boode roosh nemishode be kesi bege yeki behesh mige reshtat chiye ? mige damputer va pashm afzar
Torke baa shikamesh harf mizadeh, migeh akhe man chegadr kaar konam to bokhori!? Shikamesh mige: khob mikhai man ye-zarreh kaar konam to bokhori
torke reshtash dam parvari boode roosh nemishode be kesi bege yeki behesh mige reshtat chiye ? mige damputer va pashm afzar
torke mire tahe ootoobus hesabi mirine bad shagerde ranande miad mige in che kari bood kardi hesabi hale mardomo be ham zadi torke dar javab mige aghaie ranande goft berin aghab
ye bar ye ghazvini ye bacheie ro too bagh migire ke tartibesho bede pesare faryad mizade komakam konid komakam konid mano nejat bedid ghazvinie mige pesar chera dado faryad mikoni age yeki biad fekr mikoni komake to mikone nabela komake man mikone?!!!
ye bar ye ghazvini ye bacheie ro too bagh migire ke tartibesho bede pesare faryad mizade komakam konid komakam konid mano nejat bedid ghazvinie mige pesar chera dado faryad mikoni mage ma bache naboodim!!!!
yebar ye aghaie be khanoomesh mige mahi khanom. zanesh motarez behesh mige man chand bar begam esme man mahi nist ahoe begoo ahoo khanom bad marde mige ei baba heivan heivan ast dige
esfehanie ex miterekoone savare taxi mishe keraieie baghal dastisham hesab mikone
ye torke mire sarbazi , 2re kolash ghermezi , achino bachin , ba sedaye chi ? morgh , daram roozi 2 ta tokhm mikone , chera 2 ta ? chon dasmale man zire derakhte albaloo gom shode , shayad poshte koo andakhtish ? " nakheir " , zanjire mano bafti ? " bale " , baba oomade baki oomade , oon kie bahash , zanbile to dastash ,chichi avorde nokhodo kishmish , bokhoro bia , ba sedaye chi ? gav , gave hasan che joore na shir dare na ...
turkeh mireh doctor migeh aghayeh doctor hishki mano tahvil nemigireh!! doctor migeh nafar baad
be torke migan ajab mamlekate khar too khari darim mige are baba man 3 bar raftam sarbazi hishki nafahmid
rooz 1 torke mikhore be shishe mige ajab havaye sefti!
kare gheire momken dar Iran:1 shalikari dar ghazvin.2 tashkhise hoviyat dar rasht.3 adam yabi dar ardebil
wumingsden
Could you translate them into English please, or are they too rude? I want to have some smiles on my face! Sad
Quranpersian
Sorry but transaiting it to english takes time please forgive me Very Happy Embarassed Razz Wink Laughing
kqoffriendship
dont you know the rules? am i writing in turkish? if you see a page of turkish jokes what will you feel?
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