So little Bobby goes up to his mom one day and starts asking her some questions.
He says, "Mommy, is God a man or a woman?"
Bobby's mother responds, "God is both a man and a woman, sweetheart."
He asks another question, "Is God black or white?", and his mother replies,
"God is both black and white."
Bobby raises another question, "Mom, is God gay or straight?", and his mother replies, "God is both gay and straight."
So little Bobby asks his final question, "Mommy, is God Michael Jackson?"
He says, "Mommy, is God a man or a woman?"
Bobby's mother responds, "God is both a man and a woman, sweetheart."
He asks another question, "Is God black or white?", and his mother replies,
"God is both black and white."
Bobby raises another question, "Mom, is God gay or straight?", and his mother replies, "God is both gay and straight."
So little Bobby asks his final question, "Mommy, is God Michael Jackson?"
