3 Jokes

dengbs

Learn to read the rules first, no multiple topics - windborn

#1 Funny card messages.

- I always wanted to have someone to hold, someone
to love. And now that you've come into my life...
(Inside card) - I've changed my mind.

- As the days go by, I think how lucky I am....
(Inside card) - That you're not here to ruin it for me.

- Someday I hope to marry...
(Inside card) - Someone other than you.

- We've been friends for a very long time...
(Inside card) - What do you say we stop?

- I'm so miserable without you...
(Inside card) - It's almost like you're still here.

- You are such a good friend. If we were on a sinking
ship and there was only one life jacket...
(Inside card) - I'd miss you terribly and think of you often.

- Your friends and I wanted to do something special
for your birthday...
(Inside card) - So we're having you put to sleep.

- Congratulations on your wedding day!...
(Inside card) - Too bad no one likes your husband.

dengbs

#2 Children's books never published

Rejected Titles For Children's Books (humor)

You are Different and That's Bad

The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables

Fun Four-Letter Words to Know and Share

Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An "I-Can-Do-It Book"

The Kids Guide to Hitchhiking

Kathy Was So Bad Her Mommy Stopped Loving Her

Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence

All Cats Go to Hell

The Little Sissy Who Snitched

Some Kittens Can Fly

That's it; I'm Putting You Up for Adoption

Grandpa Gets a Casket

The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator

Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia

Strangers Have the Best Candy

Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get your Way

You Were an Accident

Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will

Pop! Goes the Hamster. And Other Great Microwave Games

The Man in the Moon is Actually Satan

Your Nightmares Are Real

Where Would You Like to be Buried?

Eggs, Toilet Paper, and Your School

Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?

Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things

Daddy Drinks Because You Cry

101 Fun Games To Play In The Road

You Can't Help It If You're Stupid

Patty Went Splat! (Don't YOU Forget Your Seatbelt)

Bullies Deserve To Die

Mommy's Got A New Baby To Love

Kevin's The Wrong Color To Be Your Friend

I Dare You! 101 Challenges To Prove You're Not A Sissy

dengbs

#3 Lightbulb Joke

How many teachers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

depends on how many students there are.

n0obie4life

ralex

davmcmul

the number of teachers in a school depends on the number of students, no matter what is being taught.