Ad some jokes, anyone you know; here are some i like:
Sex is like air. It's not important unless you're not getting any!
How many manic depressives does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, let them them cry in the dark.
a boy to a girl
---boy----can i hold your hand?
---girl---no thx, is not heavy...
Yo mama is so fat when she skips a meal, the stock-market drops.
Top ten reasons George W. Bush should be impeached
1) Compassionativity is not a word.
2) Social Security IS a federal program.
3) Benjamin Franklin did NOT invent the light bulb.
4) Trout are not extinct.
5) Brazil DOES have blacks.
6) Speaking is an important part of being president.
7) Our children is learning enough.
Fool me once, shame on you... fool me twice, shame on me.
9)Two words... Big Oil.
10) Sanity is an inalieble right.
Sex is like air. It's not important unless you're not getting any!
How many manic depressives does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, let them them cry in the dark.
a boy to a girl
---boy----can i hold your hand?
---girl---no thx, is not heavy...
Yo mama is so fat when she skips a meal, the stock-market drops.
Top ten reasons George W. Bush should be impeached
1) Compassionativity is not a word.
2) Social Security IS a federal program.
3) Benjamin Franklin did NOT invent the light bulb.
4) Trout are not extinct.
5) Brazil DOES have blacks.
6) Speaking is an important part of being president.
7) Our children is learning enough.
Fool me once, shame on you... fool me twice, shame on me.
9)Two words... Big Oil.
10) Sanity is an inalieble right.
