a panda goes out on the pull one evening, finds this georgous chick and brings her home. she convinced him to cook her a fry up before having sex which he does willingly, so they go and do the nasty dance, and afterwards lying in bed she asks him for200, he asks why, shocked and she explains she is a prostitute, well he doesnt know what one is and looking it up in the dictionary is surprised to find that it says "person that does sexual favours for money" well, he hands her the dictionary and tells her to llok up panda, it sates Eats shoots and leaves..." and thats what he did.
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