Well these are corney, but somewhat funny jokes if you think about them 
Q: "What do you call a deer that has no eyes"
A: Noeyedeer (No idea-r) =D
Q: "What do you call a deer that has no eyes and/or legs"
A: Stillnoeyedeer (Still no idea-r) =D
-A mushroom comes up to a party and ask to go in, but the guard said no. The mushroom replied "Why?...I'm a Fungi (fun guy)
-A cloud goes up to another cloud and says "I think I'm Cerus (serious) about you.
-A pirate goes up to a bar, and somone says to him that he has a steering wheel in his pants. The pirate responds..."Yeah, its driving me nuts" (haha =P)
Q: "What do you call a deer that has no eyes"
A: Noeyedeer (No idea-r) =D
Q: "What do you call a deer that has no eyes and/or legs"
A: Stillnoeyedeer (Still no idea-r) =D
-A mushroom comes up to a party and ask to go in, but the guard said no. The mushroom replied "Why?...I'm a Fungi (fun guy)
-A cloud goes up to another cloud and says "I think I'm Cerus (serious) about you.
-A pirate goes up to a bar, and somone says to him that he has a steering wheel in his pants. The pirate responds..."Yeah, its driving me nuts" (haha =P)
