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Why are politicians not creating a War On Toasters?





JoryRFerrell
http://www.statschat.org.nz/2011/09/22/death-by-toaster/

We have spent so much on security, but toasters, chairs, and doctors (through malpractice and accidents) are killing 600, 600, and 400k (respectively) people per year. Why isn't the department of homeland defense combating these issues with propaganda, tomahawks missiles, and private military contractors?

All chairs need to be sent to Guantanamo immediately! I am terrified of sitting down...surely that qualifies them for detainment?!

Where are the sanctions on General Electric for manufacturing weapons of mass destruction?

Surely the CIA is investigating all these doctors who kill their patients with biological weapons?!?!?!?!?
THEY AREN'T?!?!??!?! WTH DO YOU MEAN THEY AREN'T?!?!?!?!?!? Shocked
Me and you both know damned well they were employed by Iran...
Confused
badai
because they are not that stupid.
JoryRFerrell
badai wrote:
because they are not that stupid.


You sound absolutely sure...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUIkr5GEH4Y
coolclay
So by posting that video you're saying that people with dyslexia and a speech impediment are stupid?

I fundamentally disagree and have known some genius level folks with far worse speech impediment and dyslexia than our past president. I found that video extremely offensive and not because they are making fun of the president but because of the statement that is being made by it. Making fun of those that may talk differently or read differently then yourself is awful.

As to your OP, I agree, we should also start requiring mandatory registration for all knives, scissors, clubs, and hammers because they typically kill many more people than rifles in the United States!
Afaceinthematrix
The reason why there is no War on Toasters is because there is no industry, that I know of, that would benefit from a War on Toasters enough to buy out all of our useless piece-of-crap politicians.

Even our inept politicians have surely realized that the War on Drugs is a complete failure that has wasted over a trillion dollars, led to the highest incarceration rates in the world, has created unimaginable violence on the border, ruined lives, and has left us with insanely high drug use rates. I also believe that it's completely unconstitutional to put an adult into prison for putting a substance into their own body. It's completely immoral. Other countries are screaming for the U.S. to rethink its drug politicians but our goddamn politicians are so corrupt that they'd never let down the prison industries.
http://www.cnn.com/2012/12/06/opinion/branson-end-war-on-drugs/


Why are we always fighting a war? A lot of people make money from war. I'm not a violent person but I seriously wish a painful death to quite a few people working for our government.
jmraker
JoryRFerrell wrote:
http://www.statschat.org.nz/2011/09/22/death-by-toaster/

We have spent so much on security, but toasters, chairs, and doctors (through malpractice and accidents) are killing 600, 600, and 400k (respectively) people per year. Why isn't the department of homeland defense combating these issues with propaganda, tomahawks missiles, and private military contractors?

All chairs need to be sent to Guantanamo immediately! I am terrified of sitting down...surely that qualifies them for detainment?!

Where are the sanctions on General Electric for manufacturing weapons of mass destruction?

Surely the CIA is investigating all these doctors who kill their patients with biological weapons?!?!?!?!?
THEY AREN'T?!?!??!?! WTH DO YOU MEAN THEY AREN'T?!?!?!?!?!? Shocked
Me and you both know damned well they were employed by Iran...
Confused


I agree, the government should do everything to protect and serve us from every dangerous item in a police state. We should be continuously monitored 24 hours a day in our baby-proofed rooms to make sure we are never a danger to ourselves or others. It's for our own safety. Two words about furniture, killing machines.


The politicians need to do something about getting rid of ALL of that dangerous water all over this planet. It's killing 359,000 people each year and that's not counting all the countless cute and cuddly animals that die in or because of water, even tiny amounts of water can kill you.
http://www.who.int/mediacentre/factsheets/fs347/en/
https://www.ymcahouston.org/drowning-facts/

They shouldn't sit back and do nothing. Bold action must be taken.

To be safe, I say they should drain every river, like, ocean, and ban all liquids. It's the only way we can save humanity and save the animals from drowning. Just think about how life on this planet would thrive in a world without any water.
coolclay
Oh my I hope that video and song are a joke. If not than I am frankly disgusted by the quality of music that is acceptable! Either way we are all going to die sooner or later so we should always be prepared.
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